Clerks still makes me laugh but god damn do I hate Kevin Smith. I partially blame him for making it okay to be an unabashed Star Wars and superhero nerd.
I thought season two was so try hard and it made no fucking sense at all. Kirsten Dunst wasn’t that good, Jesse Plemons wasn’t that good and the kitchen brothers were gimmicky as shit. It started out very promising and it just fell apart. I’m so sick of everybody saying how good that fucking season was. The first season was well done and showed restraint. The second season over did everything and was all about body count over good writing and acting. No subtlety and the accents were way over done.
The only thing worse than her acting is having to listen to her in an interview or podcast.
When this movie bombs, hopefully her misguided dream of being an actress dies too (it is really Kevin’s fault for raising her with the “anybody can do anything” attitude instead of at least trying to get her educated on film and acting).
31 comments
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-18
Embarrassing for everyone.
1 dean_clean_machine 2019-07-18
I mean, I like Kevin Smith but what is he doing?
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-18
Making flicks for cats so don't you dare criticize him cuz it's just for fun
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-18
All of them niggas got old.
1 Vawsh 2019-07-18
Jay looks horrendous. I know he got clean to shoot clerks 2 in '05 but there's no fucking way he stayed that way.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-07-18
The fuck is up with his mouth? Dentures?
1 drl33t 2019-07-18
Meth mouth. New set of teeth.
1 Terahite 2019-07-18
criiiiiiiiinge
1 RealElMaximo 2019-07-18
Didn’t know you could run a whole trailer through FaceApp.
1 TheElDan 2019-07-18
Line of the day.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-18
Clerks still makes me laugh but god damn do I hate Kevin Smith. I partially blame him for making it okay to be an unabashed Star Wars and superhero nerd.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-18
Yuck
1 Popblawo 2019-07-18
Tusk is the greatest movie ever made
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-18
Not as good as Yoga Hosers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-18
If I can switch the subject to something actually good Fargo season 4 announced its cast today.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-07-18
Oh fuck yeah. S3 was alright but S2 might be the best season of television ever in my gay opinion. I have high hopes for this.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-18
Bookeem Woodbine was fucking amazing that season.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-07-18
He’s an incredible actor. It was a great fit for him and a brilliant turn for the show coming off of such a great performance from Billy Bob.
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-18
I thought season two was so try hard and it made no fucking sense at all. Kirsten Dunst wasn’t that good, Jesse Plemons wasn’t that good and the kitchen brothers were gimmicky as shit. It started out very promising and it just fell apart. I’m so sick of everybody saying how good that fucking season was. The first season was well done and showed restraint. The second season over did everything and was all about body count over good writing and acting. No subtlety and the accents were way over done.
1 TheElDan 2019-07-18
Fuck yeah.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-18
Sober Jay and thin, crying Silent Bob? He was supposed to have retired from "film making" years ago.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-07-18
Silent Jay and Bob always sucked
1 TheElDan 2019-07-18
Pathetic.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-18
Of course his shitty daughter is in it
1 KuanLuPi 2019-07-18
The only thing worse than her acting is having to listen to her in an interview or podcast.
When this movie bombs, hopefully her misguided dream of being an actress dies too (it is really Kevin’s fault for raising her with the “anybody can do anything” attitude instead of at least trying to get her educated on film and acting).
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-18
I didn't watch it. Does he work his ugly ass horse wife into it?
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-18
I tapped out when his talentless daughter came on screen but I assume his talentless wife is also in it
1 DynamiteThunder6 2019-07-18
Did I see Mersh near the end?
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-07-18
Juvenile humor loses its charm with 50 year olds.
At least that one guy will get a year of SAG insurance out of it.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-07-18
Complete dogshit
1 age98 2019-07-18
Lmao why does everyone in here seem so hurt and angry, y’all gotta chill lmao