No Photoshop needed. Jimmy actually did this on Rogan's podcast.

77  2019-07-18 by DumbCowJoe

33 comments

Imagine the level of entitlement and ignorance required to be invited on somebody's podcast and you blatantly check your phone while they're talking to you.

Worthless little slug.

Wow. What an asshole. My sister does that to me. But that’s just her not listening to me and it’s annoying as hell. We aren’t live-streaming a podcast.

On the most popular podcast in the world

I get annoyed when people whip out their phones at bars and restaurants, but I get that the sub 35 year old generation was conditioned to be this way. How the fuck does a "professional broadcaster" have so little input that he checks his phone on a (unduly) popular podcast? It's his fucking job to talk for three hours a day, but he has a hissy fit if a foreign Uber driver unintentionally takes a route he doesn't want. His lack of self-awareness and entitlement are absolutely disgusting.

This shit is the 2nd biggest reason why Jim's career never went anywhere (the 1st being that he is not funny). He puts entertainers in 2 categories:

1) Important enough that he needs to bug for an autograph or picture. Which makes them label Jim as a fan rather than colleague. Good luck getting work that way, worm.

2) Not important enough to respect. Way to fail at networking, worm

His podcast is pretty big too.

perhaps more than that!

As much as a I hate Joe Rogan, this was an amazing opportunity to get exposure from his meat-head, stoner audience. Instead, he decided to blow it by edging and paying tokens to vikings. You should at the very least switch your fucking phone off. You're not a fucking CEO, Worm! No one is calling you informing you about a hostile takeover!

Imagine someone telling him something important like your parents were murdered and he is like checking his text messages and goes oh yes I'm listening. lol. What a narcissist.

its either that or throwing his worm arms around

how did his parent's die?

Of embarrassment

"yes I'm listening" shows he knows what he is going is wrong, but he just doesn't care. What a selfish wormy prick

To be fair, Rogan is a boring cunt.

Rogan is fucking dreadful but he has one of the biggest shows out there today. How much of a goddamn retard do you have to be to go on his show and have the audacity to pull that shit.

That's not the point. Jimmy at this point should be hanging on every syllable Rogan mutters. The career trajectories of both men could not be any more diametrically opposed.

The career trajectories of both men could not be any more diametrically opposed.

https://i.imgur.com/1ZRCl3q.png

Oof.

This is the same worm that brought his laptop into and wrote his book while on the air.

Imagine how many times he's done the same thing to Sam.

No one should listen to Sam. Listening to Sam is how you get people to confess.

There's a version that actually shows him looking at his phone.

Rogan should have choked Norton to death with a cord in the studio, that would have been a good bit

He was on instagram liking tranny pics

jim's stupid eyes-agape expression when he gets caught- "who, me? I dindu nuthin". fucking entitled diva prop hack

No need to have him back.

Won't see him on JRE no more.

Joe is the most forgiving guy. I sincerely hope Worm tries to get back on and Joe flat out denies or ignores him. Fucking worm piece of shit. And if Joe called him out on it, Jim would still defend himself, as if the rest of the world is wrong and he’s right.

Has he been back on since this?

No. But to be fair, Jim has never been a regular. He has like 3 appearances maybe?

Ant's been on twice, Jim's been on four times, Opie's been on once. Rogan credits all of them for inspiring him to start the podcast and yet they total 7 appearances out of ~1400 podcasts. More than half of those were the third mic - do you guys think Ant and Gregg really fumbled the ball here?

What do you think he was texting? "Yeah, I can handle nine. Bring lube, I'm out".

"No, I'm listening."

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No you weren't Jim. We can tell because we're not stupid. You were giving one word "Yeah" and "uh huh" answers and clearly noit hearing Joe.

“...sure”

Worthless piece of shit. I hope Jim doesn’t wonder why he’s a nobody. He’s on possibly the biggest podcast in the world and is busy looking at dick pics of Vikings.