Please enter first, my fair dame, and do note my coat of arms from the 82nd AIRBORNE, displayed most prominently in the hopes I might obtain your affection.

53  2019-07-18 by suirogerg

21 comments

Next stop Maury.

When it comes to 60 year old Joseph, carol, you ARE NOT wife material!!!

She is when it comes to a trash can

He does where a wedding band tho. But I think it’s for extra traction for grabbing his sisters breasts in photos. Incestuous Long Island garbage. Who fucking jokes like that? I have a sister and things would get rather weird if I did something like that to her

Nice where, stupid

The makeup people probably spent hours on that leather handbag of a face and she still looks like dogshit. Fucking yuck.

He was wearing the hat on the trip there, which means the production company made him take it off.

Imagine being the poor fuck that had to explain that to him. "Because it makes you look like an asshole, that's why! Fine, more of an asshole!"

Black girl spotted those Air Monarchs and is silently roasting him in her head.

” ‘dis fat Billy Joel motha’ fucka and his mall walkin’ ass.”

"Nice late welfare check shoes, stupid muthafucker'

Good bit, nice ____, stupid muthafucka. The negro version 👍🏿

Do you think the judge was more smitten by his chivalry, or his 6'1"?

I'm thinking jacket and t-shirt combo to court. Fucking hack stand ups in the 80s dressed better.

Really wish the door would have slipped out of Joe's hand and snapped back into her legs as she was walking through causing her to trip headfirst over the divider and crack her head open on the floor.

It would probably break the old crone's hip.

At least he didn't look self-conscious, forced and like he'd never done that before.

Oh he’s done it before but he usually kicks her legs out from under her as she’s walking past, spits on her and throws a strapon at her saying “peg me, bitch. The Ranch is closed tonight.”

His movements and behavior right there remind me of junkies who think they are blending in with society but it’s so obvious to everyone else that they are fucked up.

It makes sense he’s married to James Woods

Decent tits. Hairy butthole.

Fucking hag

Mr fucking class act. I wanna beat his ass from just this photo alone. Mr worldly, mr debonair.
The fact that he's doing this with those dunderhead shoes on makes this classic.