More like Extreme Tools ehehehe

groundskeeper willy.

His ugliness is infuriating. He could legitimately do things that would make him a decent looking human being, but he chooses to look like an ice cream that was dropped on the floor of a barber shop.

If he was aware of how bad he looked, I'd respect his balls to go on TV and make others deal with it. But he's ugly AND in denial.

That’s quite the accurate description.

What could he do to look decent ?

Shotgun blast to the temple

For starters he could shave that pile of yard work off his head

They only got him on Extreme Rules because he went through an adult circumcision. I'd like to see The Rock or Stone Cold live through that.

HGH aftermath

He’s got that HGH-infused Incredible Hulk skull.

he'd look better in a meth progression photo series.

Sam got a suit made out of Jim’s pants.

That toupee is trying to escape down the back of that muppet's head.

Simian Garfunkle

His hair seems to be slipping off his head in every direction

This man bullies people over their appearance.

That hair plus balding just doesn’t work. Like I don’t know what you do do but it’s definitely not that

The fact that this idiot gets to be involved with the make-believe fighting he so dearly loves is infuriating. Sam has no talent whatsoever. Why the fuck does the WWF hire him

Just a tad. My dream has always been to analyze pretend fighting while waving a pen around like it’s a legitimate sport

Waving a pen is a legitimate sport?

if he shaved his head he would look fone

This man is really trying to disappear behind that beard

His real hair looks like Maury's wigs. Haha holy shit, a Goodfellas reference! That's always new and exciting, right?!

Dude just fuckin shave your head already.

I would pay good money to shave that head bald. It'd be so satisfying.

How this guy is in entertainment of any kind, needs to be studied

Nice Neil Breen in Twisted Pair beard, stupid.