One of the greatest pieces from the old sub (artist unknown)

152  2019-07-17 by NickGerz42069

14 comments

This is hilarious

Carol is hideous and smells like malt liquor

Plus she pisses the bed.

It's not piss, it's squirt juice. Joe Cum gets her so hot that she erupts like a liquid volcano. (JK, it's piss because she is incontinent.)

Caroll is so sexed up she goes to the bathroom multiple times a day just to squirt.

It guess worse when she speaks. She has that thick, ugly ass Long Island accent that takes even a dime piece down a couple notches.

She’s a Selden success story.

Most people from that town are knocked up by 15 and chasing the dragon.

Look at this guy with the hepcat lingo.

It was me, I painted it. Oil on canvas

One of mine, done shortly after he bragged about his life of luxury on the high seas.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Only the best ride on Carnival Cruise ships.

“Joe, DONT, it might have babies.” - Christopher Walken

I fucking love this sub