& then I realized my cat was actually the garage door opener!

14  2019-07-17 by RapistWithHIV

10 comments

Just a scared, old man.

This must be the content people are referring to when they mention how his twitter is providing us with entertainment.

He’s going to lose this shit when that twitter account vanishes

He has become sad Jon Arbuckle talking to his cat... but less funny.

Of every being involved in the O&A world Beavis is the one I feel the worst for. Imagine being some gorgeous Bengal cat. Most of them have awesome lives with rich owners. This poor unfortunate soul has to live with this deceprit, old, alcoholic pedophile. As if that isn't bad enough he has to deal with seeing the likes of Joe, Carol, Big A and Bobo constantly. Imagine that room whole having a heightened sense of smell.

I'm surprised that Beavis has gone this long without running in front of a truck on the L.I.E. service road. Poor little fella.

Ant doesn’t leave the house often enough to make escape a legit possibility.

Is he seriously asking why those four women are getting so much attention? Anthony, I know you're reading this: It's because people like you (ie, the right, conservatives, etc) cannot shut the fuck up about them. The only reason the president knows who they are in the first place is because you pearl-clutching retards on the right talk about them non-stop. No one else thinks or cares about them. I can't even remember their names aside from AOC and I'm a liberal who reads about politics all day.

What, you've never seen a COMPLETELY FUCKABLE cat? Liar.

he doesn't want to discuss or realize who brought this story out of the can, you blithering old faggot asslicker