Still one of my favorite bits. Norton texting during historical events.

179  2019-07-17 by aRTie02150

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I know people tired quickly of the waving arms bit but i enjoyed it thoroughly

At least this one involves Shopping. That was just posting a GIF to whatever faggoty TV show you liked in hopes you'd meet a fellow faggot here.

It was a good bit. This place is infinitely funnier and more entertaining than any of them.

So is drying paint

Nope.

Convincing.

Funnier than 9/11? Not likely.

He's either sending a text or trying to figure out how a basic feature works despite having an iPhone since the beginning.

Has any guest actually called this fucking worm out on his constant fucking texting? It's just so fucking disrespectful I don't get why everyone seems to accept it.

As soon as someone calls him out, baby boy turns the volume down.

Stanhope did after the fact. Also the only guest to confront Jimmy about his "alcoholism."

Got a link, broman?

Search Doug Stanhope Jim Norton AA on YouTube.

Thx baby

Note: uninteresting, pontificating, deep breathing Jim has always been a thing, and he has hardly declined from the O&A days

Jim was only funny when he set back and made puns and quick jokes

“You’re cured! We’re all one bullet away from suicide but that doesn’t mean everyone is suicidal.” Doug on Jim referring to himself as an alcoholic.

Who is he even texting? Lmao

He's texting Opie accidentally thinking it's Ant

I'm pretty sure he's obsessively following/liking tranny social media pages & stalking the openers that he beta orbits. Lots of evidence:

https://i.imgur.com/qznXQyP.jpg https://i.imgur.com/FlEHAua.jpg

What a fetishizing assclown.

Rogan called him out on his podcast.

Elijah Wood on O&J in disbelief asked "Are you playing chess on your phone?"

Called out by fucking Frodo. For shame.

Oh some buildings came down? I missed that. Fuck man these Muslims are scummmbaggs.

Fat Bob Kelly or Keith Robinson or one of those guys were telling a story recently that featured Jim but took place before smart phones. Whatever the story was about was happening in the room, but Norton was "on the computer" not paying attention. Still no new interests or hobbies all these years later.

CQ told one about how he hired Norton as a writer for tough crowd and he just spent all the time in the office watching porn on the computer.

I was reading a book about Nick Saban. He was so obsessed with preparing for that weekend’s game against Auburn that he didn’t realize the magnitude of 9/11 until they cancelled the game two days later. Even then, he considered it an annoyance and a distraction. Later, he said losing to Louisiana Monroe was a tragedy like 9/11.

To be clear, Saban was coaching LSU at the time.

Vury good

The halk Hogan one was pretty good too

Better quality than Nana's backdrop. He should consider using this.

how has no one noticed Antwan Kumiyaa's apparition lurking in the smoke clouds off to the left?!

Lol

"Huh? What? Weren't there some kind of buildings over there at one time?"

Can someone do Norton texting on the grassy knoll?