The domestic canary, often simply known as the canary, is a domesticated form of the wild canary, a small songbird in the finch family originating from the Macaronesian Islands. Canaries were first bred in captivity in the 17th century. They were brought over by Spanish sailors to Europe.
Second, he thinks bodegas are closed at 5:55 am which I've literally never sen.
Third, he thinks that bodega owners, whose margins are so thin they only employe family members, are funding overseas terrorism.
Fourth, I've never had a cup of Starbucks coffee that doesn't taste like a cup of burnt acid. Their 'cold brew' is typically chilled leftovers from their drip machines because actual cold brew like La Colombe, Lucky Jack, Chameleon, Grady's is super smooth and non-acidic.
The original art is thing I've missed most from the old sub, please keep it coming. I don't care if you suck at drawing, those are sometimes the funniest ones..
40 comments
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-17
This is a very good drawing, you’re a very good drawist.
1 bradnchad 2019-07-17
yes, it looks like he has studied drawism
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-17
that’s not a word, you fucking retard.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-17
I'm not sure yet, but I think I like this guy ^
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-17
The domestic canary, often simply known as the canary, is a domesticated form of the wild canary, a small songbird in the finch family originating from the Macaronesian Islands. Canaries were first bred in captivity in the 17th century. They were brought over by Spanish sailors to Europe.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-17
You said canary 3 times in one sentence.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-17
The canary, often know as a canary, is a domesticated form of canary.
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-17
I wouldn’t be so sure just yet, there’s much more canary information you’ve yet to learn.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-07-17
I wish they carried smallpox directly into your mouth.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-17
When Jim twitches and blinks all the time you're literally seeing his brain short out as an effect of his sunken skull putting pressure on it.
1 lowend73 2019-07-17
It's the OS rebooting
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-17
Look at those titties. Nigga’s ribs.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-07-17
Awesome work. I was wondering what happened to you. "Your art is the best art of all art"
Whilst you're here: was the one with Ant and Bobo as Junior and Tony in the psych ward done by you? If so we need that back. It was gold.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-17
It should be "you don't think you like egg yolk Jim"
1 Bluesmoky 2019-07-17
The cock microphones give it the realism I appreciate in art
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-17
You even got the comeback of his pelican gullet
1 lowend73 2019-07-17
Terrific job. The cock microphones add that extra touch.
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-07-17
They particularly appeal to Jib Norton's tastes
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-17
Glad to see you back u/ChanceArm
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-17
I have absolutely no qualms about stating that you are our very best artiste.
You are a treasure and we are lucky to have you.
1 flip0pilf 2019-07-17
Bravo! Nice to see you back
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-17
Seriously. Can one of you doctor niggas explain what's up with Jimmy's malformed skull?
1 ChanceArm 2019-07-17
https://www.birthinjuryguide.org/birth-injury/types/forceps-delivery-injury/
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-17
His mother was taking dicks when she was pregnant and one of them left a permanent dent in Jimmy's head. It also explains his modern day love of cock.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-17
Thank you for simplifying the doctor terminology for us civilians
1 VowedMalice 2019-07-17
Jim Norton, Coffee Diva
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-17
...........
First, he calls bodegas, "delis".
Second, he thinks bodegas are closed at 5:55 am which I've literally never sen.
Third, he thinks that bodega owners, whose margins are so thin they only employe family members, are funding overseas terrorism.
Fourth, I've never had a cup of Starbucks coffee that doesn't taste like a cup of burnt acid. Their 'cold brew' is typically chilled leftovers from their drip machines because actual cold brew like La Colombe, Lucky Jack, Chameleon, Grady's is super smooth and non-acidic.
1 OpiesPieceXYZ 2019-07-17
I hope you are doing more with your talents than wasting them here. I appreciate it, though.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-17
do u think jim and sam would appreciate this? heheheeheh
1 detroitjerkoff 2019-07-17
That artist motherfucked me!
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-07-17
9/10, needs Norton shitting his pants and giggling about it uncontrollably.
1 anorock13 2019-07-17
Brilliant.
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-07-17
Wow!
1 SlimAustin 2019-07-17
The original art is thing I've missed most from the old sub, please keep it coming. I don't care if you suck at drawing, those are sometimes the funniest ones..
1 Leofan7 2019-07-17
I enjoy the eggs are sloshing around like porridge. Vurry good.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-07-17
Thank you, I really needed this after a depressing day.
1 ForPolWithLove 2019-07-17
This drawing is rather anti-Semitic.
Bravo.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-07-17
"I keep my enemies closer than my mirror ever gets to me. It's a tough one"
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-07-17
sam really is a sickening demon
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-07-17
What kind of faggot doesn't like mustard?