Which one?

Tsss

This guy (Joseph Cumia) fawkin gets it

Tssss

But seriously Joe

Just admit you're a bovine bitch so we can all move on

Intoxicating

In disguising yourself as a female, it’s best first to cover up your receding hairline with some sort of wig or scalped hair before you strap on your enormous inflatable tits. But mentally ill perverts wouldn’t know that. All they care about is the genitalia.

To be fair, there's like a million chicks with terrible fake tits who will do stuff with you.

One of my earliest memories is hanging out with a whore naked Daisy at a 7-11 around 2am

I don't regret it.

Whores have taught me a lot

To be fair, in creating rockets that thrust infinitely harder I’ve had to adapt my correlation to the principality of speed. Before I begin, I will put on a pot of my finest kettle cooked potato chips and mosey into my burlap sack promptly so. Before chlamydia ran amuck in our community, we had to wrestle with crustaceans you would never even believe were possible. We sang soliloquies in the darkest of nights so that the crickets in the endless prairies would sing along with us. We’re finished now, don’t call me again, Samantha. And tell Wayne Gretzky I won’t do it for all of his fortune.

That little chick is an absolute maniac and probably the best fuck you’ll have in 2 years.