Only one backup sharpy

13  2019-07-17 by SalmonDoughnuts

23 comments

Two guys who are not famous

That’s Ramsey Bolton. He is bigger than The Fonz

I stand by my assertion.

He’s going to be making convention millions for the rest of his life.

Good for him. You gonna swallow his cum too?

Fuckin stan

Not willingly. I say that because whats to stop you from collecting his semen and somehow making me swallow it?

Nothing except extreme apathy

Also I don't collect semen, I drink it because I'm a good boy

That's right. I insulted you by suggesting that you should swallow semen and then I asserted that I do it willingly.

It's 2019. Asymmetric warfare, bitch.

Get on my level or die.

I stand by my assinserting

Justin Bieber’s delicious shit.

Hey, cute hair! How many hours a day can I gently coddle it?

In my day a man like this was drug into the bed and fixed to within an inch of climax for all to enjoy.

And we were better for it.

I will never not ejaculate to a grown man with a child’s haircut.

This fucking prick looks like him and Blue just found a clue

In September of 1993 I was alone at my friend’s house. He had to leave to tend his garden on the east side of Manhattan in the lofty wing of the Rosemary elementary school. Feeble minded as I was, I became disoriented when I drank bad homogenized moo juice. Cradling my knee caps and scooting across his Berber carpet, I allowed my testis to drag freely behind me resulting in minor injuries. Before enjoying a small plate of potato chips from the cupboard in his basement suite, I decided to do the right thing. In drafting my first essay and upon entering his career I decided I found a clue as well. However, I wasn’t with Blue at all and the accusations are unfounded and downright salacious. Libel is not something we take lightly or stand silently by while others commit. Collecting stamps shouldn’t be viewed upon in a negative fashion either.

It's Sharpie...

It's called "winning Guitar Hero"

If that's the best anyone has, you'll need to dig deeper.

Ok.

Bald midget Jew sycophant to a pedophile for years who got fired from all his jobs for being a contentious cunt and had to sell pirated cartridges to survive.

Oh, and you went to the nuthouse from being cyberbullied.

I can't help genetics, pal.

Sirius fired me for putting a name on a guest list. Rockstar/Lazlow never gave me a valid reason to this day. Go ask him. Who doesn't like retro games?

And you have no idea what I do and when I do it. If you're getting news from a brain damaged stroke victim, that's on you. I notice you, you're my biggest fan here. I really irk you don't I.

Daniel you can't post on a forum from where you were fired almost a decade ago and call yourself the winner.

Sure I can. It was a significant part of my life, and you guys still talk about it on a daily basis.

If you're getting news from a brain damaged stroke victim, that's on you.

If your father really has stroke induced brain damage, it's rather sick & sociopathic for you to speak of him in a dismissive way like that, lending more credibility to what he said about you being in the wonky bin.

Who is this bimbo?

We need more Ramsay Bolton’s in real life