"These guys were saps, for corn's sake! Why, I could swindle a whole LCVP full of 'em! These Rubes didn't even buy war bonds! I tell ya, Fibber Magee had the right of it, sister!"
I made 4 grand on Bitcoin before it collapsed. Glad I don't have any Bitcoin holdings left. Old Nana probably lost his whole retirement and is trying to play it off.
Dat niggah didn't make dime one with his glorified space heater Bitcoin rig.
Stupid fucking wop probably still runs it not knowing it can never show a profit, but it warms his basement Karaoke stage he never bothered running tin knocker duct work to.
26 comments
1 dhort13 2019-07-17
Boardroom Nana
1 LeBaronpencil 2019-07-17
"ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BUY SERVERS TO MINE BITCHING CAN GO FUCK A BABY! AND THOSE WHO DO CAN ALSO!" -Boardroom Nana.
1 TARE_ME 2019-07-17
AGE LOW, SELL HIGH!
1 yanggang707 2019-07-17
Anthony Cumia uses fundamental analysis to predict financial markets. Hires a cop to run media company
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-17
Yeah, why did he do that?
1 TARE_ME 2019-07-17
AGE LOW, SELL HIGH!
PUT THEIR DOWNSIDE ON YOUR UPSIDE!
-- Anthony Cumia
1 TARE_ME 2019-07-17
AGE LOW, SELL HIGH!
-- Anthony Cumia
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-07-17
Nana Cumia knows all about pump and dumps.
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-17
He married his brothers pump and dump, after all
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-17
"These guys were saps, for corn's sake! Why, I could swindle a whole LCVP full of 'em! These Rubes didn't even buy war bonds! I tell ya, Fibber Magee had the right of it, sister!"
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-17
He Fucking bought servers to mine Bitcoin, what the fuck is he talking about?!?
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-07-17
those are also used for anonymized child porn.
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-17
So, can we give AntH credit? It’s a good investment for a pedophile such as himself
1 chupacobra87 2019-07-17
I was just thinking the same thing, and right in the middle of the boom too. Wonder what the ROI on that project has been so far...
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-07-17
Bought them right when it hit its all time high
1 floatingoften 2019-07-17
I made 4 grand on Bitcoin before it collapsed. Glad I don't have any Bitcoin holdings left. Old Nana probably lost his whole retirement and is trying to play it off.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-17
He uses his two Bitcoin rigs to warm the basement he never installed duct work to heat.
1 comic630 2019-07-17
I genuinely can't tell if that's something so so sad that Ant said, or something you hilariously made up...
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-17
Late at night I get sudden surges humor.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-17
Dat niggah didn't make dime one with his glorified space heater Bitcoin rig.
Stupid fucking wop probably still runs it not knowing it can never show a profit, but it warms his basement Karaoke stage he never bothered running tin knocker duct work to.
1 AbstractLifeForm 2019-07-17
Boardroom Nana
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-17
Creepto currency, am I right?
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-17
The pump and dump is what sue did on his faggot ass and face
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-17
Who is left holding the bag? Oh, that’s right, Sam Roberts. Hilarious.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-17
I get all my financial advice from washed-up radio shock-jocks. Did I say "financial advice"? I meant "child grooming tips".
1 TheElDan 2019-07-17
His dad tried to play the pump and dump, too bad his loser kids kept tracking him down.