Joe only wishes he could be this man!

60  2019-07-17 by HomeRunCumia_Deux

37 comments

One of my favorite lines from any show is when Frylock is pestering Carl and knocking on his door and Carl is hiding behind his couch pretending not to be home and he says "can't I just live without occasionally having to deal WITH YOU ANIMALS." I think that line all the time but I never say it because nobody ever gets it.

It's not about the words so much as the perfect exasperated delivery.

It's the best show Adult Swim ever created, so of course they canceled it....

Did they cancel it or did the creators of the show just want to end it? I think it was on like 15 seasons or something. Great show and I wish it was still on Hulu

Adult Swim felt "The couldn't do anything else with the show."

What did they ever do? It was just a bunch of random episodes but it was there from the beginning and pretty much everyone loved it. Not sure which shows they replaced it with but I’m sure they were already canceled

They needed more resources for 'Rick And Morty' baby! Don't you understand???

I'm goddamned terrified to ask but are Squidbillies still alive?

New season out soon.

Thank God and Denny, in that order

Well...yeah...Because they're "food monsters" as he says and anytime he deals with them he's either mangled in a horrific way and or his property is completely destroyed.

Yeah but when, in that exact same episode, they accidentally chopped Carl's entire body up, they spent a very long time trying to sew his head onto a new body. They treated Carl like a piece of shit but that's also exactly how Carl always treated them.

"I told you not to drink... Why did I buy you those drinks?"

This is the first Ive watched that show because I always thought it looked shit. Holy fuck that was refreshingly funny.

Tonight!

JUICE!!!!!!

No do not include me, the lord doesn’t need to know I’m here.

Ultra Mega Chicken? Shhhh! He is Legend!

There is no difference between a grown straight man watching cartoons and a grown straight man watching pro wrestling. Assuming you're a straight man, you deserve to have your testicles hacked off every bit as much as Sam does.

You're a total boomer faggot. We "get it"...

Bitch your words are cheap. I live in Tucson, Arizona and I will be happy to meet you downtown at the Ronstad bus station and i will whoop your fuckin ass.

Talk mean to me now bitch

You're MY bitch you cute dicksucker

I'm gonna stretch your rectum out enough to build a small home in there and then I'm gonna cook a ton of stew. FUCK YOU BABY BOY

I'm gonna kiss your mother on the mouth boy and you ain't gonna do shit but stand there

I'm everything you wish I wasn't bitch

I'ma kiss you with my hand bones baby boy

I will pick you up like you're my nephew and break your goddamn neck on asphault you bitch

Call me a bitch to my face you little beauty pageant contestant.

I will chew your damn lips off and think of gummy bears when I swallow them.

Downvote me, bitch.

Maybe the downvotes will save you!

Come get me or die on the vine, bitch. It makes no difference to me.

But just so you know, if you ever put your worthless hands on me I will detatch and consume your eyelids using only my incisors and my esophagus. You bitch ass sausage loving son of a bitch.

Your mom is my bitch hole that I did sex up.

Come at me sweetheart

I eat your friends for breakfast.

I grind your bones to make my bread

It don’t matta. None o’this mattas

Do what now?

Just say smith or Jones or something.

Handbanana

Google Reverse Image Search indicates OP is a faggot.

You want some crabs 'cause I got some a them too. I don' know if there Alaskan king but... they feel huge.

Hehehehheheheh yeeeeeah! Put on some Styx!