Hideous

25  2019-07-16 by LAYLA_LOVES_COCK

18 comments

He looks pale and diseased

This faggot goes home and plays video games every day

I probably play GTA online more than I should these days, but thankfully I eat like a man.

All that cum's got protein in it my man.

This thread is about how ugly sam is. Stop making it about yourself

Nice kiddie game entirely designed to make you buy currency packs, stupid.

You really think the payment method associated with my account actually belongs to me? Don't be so naive, you know better.

Can’t get out in the sun or the woodpile genes show up.

He has to know his show is worse than anything Scorch or Opie ever put out.

Did you just trash both Opie and Scorch? Not cool.

I consider myself a PFGsciple actually and like Opie unironically. My point is Jizz and Sham have openly mocked those legends when in fact their show is objectively worse than anything we've ever heard before.

Sorry for my defensiveness.

Nah, he's a father of 2 now. ( biologically unlikely)

He's the "bread winner" and that's a perfect excuse the be emotionally unavailable to his wife and kids.

"What?! my job is to pay attention to what other people are saying and talk to them. I have to do that when I'm at home too?! When do I get a break Jess? When?!

I work every day, I make the money! Don't you understand I need time off too? Just let me watch WWE and have my TV dinner, oh and the kid is now crying.. do I have to take of that too?"

I believe his wife makes a good living. Probably around the same.

Not poor, but definitely not the same.

This asshole is the host of one of the top paid shows on SiriusXM. Doesn't get what "talent" like Jim Norton gets but significantly more than a middle pencil pusher.

I'd say Sam is getting about 150. I bet his wife makes about the same which has them doing alright. He doesn't live in the city. If I recall, his house was 600k

He is a talentless cuckolded faggot.

His facial hair is enraging to look at. Poor Jess has to look at that abomination naked and pretend that he turns her on.

Nature has trolled Sam worse than anyone here ever could.