Intellectual Jim: “That whole thing with Brazil? Man, that’s a tough one. The way Lulu threw that guy Balsamic in jail, there was an article in Politico about it, I didn’t read it. Did I tell you about the time Patrice and I were sitting in a brothel with viagra hard-ons laughing like crazy? Sniff.”

32  2019-07-15 by mooglestheory

16 comments

1  Separate_Possibility 2019-07-15

comedian, deviant, daily beast contributor.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-15

“Woke Jim” is a bit I might be into.

1  ichise8 2019-07-15

its curious how the mods let six of these humorless posts come through from the same poster within an hour, but my posts with some light zingers never show up

truly curious, folks. also, opie is an active pedophile

1  mooglestheory 2019-07-15

Hi Joe! ;-)

1  ichise8 2019-07-15

hey hows it goin

1  mooglestheory 2019-07-15

Happy belated 60th.

1  suirogerg 2019-07-15

Nice roast with your drunk brother, fat tits, and kids running around, stupid.

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-15

Ichise8 Is way too committed for way too long to be dumb Joe. Also joe always winds up accidentally revealing himself on his alts.

1  revolvingmonk 2019-07-15

Anyone who cares about their dumb posts being removed deserves to keep having them removed just out of spite.

1  Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-15

Instead of staring at his phone, he spends the entire show reading The Economist.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-15

He edges to NPR

1  literalotherkin 2019-07-15

Is it the photoshop job causing his head to have a second bump at the back or is that how he actually looks?

1  mooglestheory 2019-07-15

The only thing altered was the added glasses, that bump you see is reality.

1  Chaddox710 2019-07-15

What, is your skull too cool to have a speedbump? Get a load of ol’ round-head over here.

1  literalotherkin 2019-07-15

I say bring back phrenology. Classic degenerate skull shape.

1  ScarletNumbered 2019-07-15

The glasses have no arms, sir.