“Look, I admit I took the Jerky Boys voice. I have an unstable self image and my whole personality is a badly synthesized potpourri of quirks I’ve copied from other, better comedians. That’s why I look so unnatural and off when I interact with other people, I have no idea who the hell I am.”

80  2019-07-15 by mooglestheory

11 comments

1  aRTie02150 2019-07-15

See? If Jimmy just said this exact thing I'd respect him. But no, he'll continue to be a hack until the day he dies.

I like this bit by the way. Very good.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-15

I have a soul and empathy, genuinely

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1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15

I've experienced human emotions. I'd tell you if I hadn't.

twitches involuntarily

1  PlugsandLifts 2019-07-15

I would absolutely tell you if I was an empty vessel.

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-07-15

I want to respond with this every time he tweets.

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-15

"Self aware Jim" is great. It's right up there with "lying Joey Diaz" and "preachy henry rollins"

1  aRTie02150 2019-07-15

I can't wait until the Rollins ones come back

1  Phkna1 2019-07-15

Lies are a parasite that eats you from the inside. You may find that dishonesty helps you down the road, but I will not travel it with you. Lies are a pile of dogshit in which I will not tread.

1  BlackManMoan 2019-07-15

"So wait, you ordered a pizza and they put hamburgers in your shoes or sumptin?"

1  RapistWithHIV 2019-07-15

I want him to read this.

1  SextonHardcastle11 2019-07-15

blinks rapidly