“It’s obvious to me now that I owe Opie everything, and while we didn’t always get along and he had his own shortcomings, I can see how my substance abuse, irresponsible lateness, sexual deviance, rampant racism, allying against him with Jim, trashing him after my firing made it difficult for him.”

46  2019-07-15 by mooglestheory

7 comments

1  SibHashian13 2019-07-15

Statements you will never hear.....

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-15

This bit has legs! I mean this bitch has eggs.

1  dazzlefloss 2019-07-15

Yeah that nappy hair tells me this woman is going to end up slapping him and getting called an awful word on Twitter 5 hours later.

1  son_of_sams_seed 2019-07-15

You mean awkward punctuation in place of an awful word?

1  ellencakehorn 2019-07-15

irresponsible lateness

He is pretty tardy

1  LamarThePotato 2019-07-15

Redemption Anthony is too far from reality, no amount of talent can make this bit believable.

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-15

Oh, Anthony.