I couldn't do it, Joe Rogan! I just couldn't pull the trigger on him. I infiltrated his surf gang - but it was he who infiltrated my heart!We became brothers on that ocean and even though it was my job to bust him, I just couldn't do it. A real gangsta, Joe! Like you, but taller and heterosexual!

9  2019-07-15 by squish_is_my_dog

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What a fucking stud!!

Heh heh heh uknowatimean

I was just watching Roadhouse yesterday. They will never make a movie like that again. That’s for sure.

Dawg, let me tell you something. I still have cable, because I love flipping through stations and stumbled across this gem on AMC and did a full stop, because it’s a perfect movie. I SWEAR TA GAWD, SIB, I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE OTHER COCK SUCKIN’ CHANNELS I PAY FOR ON A MONTHLY BASIS FAH!

I don't give a shit what anyone says, this is one of the greatest movies ever committed to film.

"Little hand says it's time to rock n' roll !"

I agree man. This is my favorite movie even with how cheesy it is at parts. It captures early 90s California perfectly. I love the ending where Keanu delivers “vaya con dios” horribly and Ratt “nobody rides for free” kicks in.

Katherine Bigelow is far away the best female director of all time. Cameron taught her how to properly shoot action scenes. She’s pretty hot too.