It was the craziest week of my life. Crazier than any coke bender I ever had. I said let there be light. BOOM the lights turn on. I make every single creature on the planet fuckin Earth. Ya ever make a fuckin blue whale, Joe Rogan? There’s nothin like it....NOTHIN else like it.

20  2019-07-15 by NortheastPhilly

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Hahaha best one yet especially coupled with that picture

This actually seems to be the most accurate, most likely statement for him to make

Six days, dog. I stayed awake for six fucking days and did all types of shit. But on the seventh day, my meth and quaaludes high finally wore off, Joe Rogan and I drove back home to Boulder and ate a bunch of sleeping pills so i could rest, dog.

Rumor has he modelled the blue whales dick after his iwn

I could see Eve's pussy Joe Rogan