I can't speak for anyone else here but my father fucked women unlike the author of this story who only fucks men and most likely adopted the kid or had a surrogate give birth
I got a gay friend although he's a big of a cunt so I don't see him often, but once in a big group of people I started telling one of my famous anecdotes involving the word "faggot" and right as I started saying it, my eyes locked with his, and boy did I let THAT die on the vine quickly.
I was like "He was SUCH a fucking f- HOO BOY IT'S GETTING WARM IN HERE, IS IT ME? I'M GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE."
This story is coming from an actual faggot though so it's not about some kid pushing the limits with parents. Its like a mom saying my kid called me a woman!
"You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! 40 years ago I'd have a road flare stuck up your ass with with the word sodomite written on your fucking forehead! Throw his ass out! He's a faggot, he's a faggot he's a faggot" - Kid to his liza minnelli ass dad.
50 comments
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-15
Oh man it's only going to get more depressing for that fag once his kid gets older and abandons him (as he should)
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-15
Kids need a father figure, not a queen screeching over drape runners and doing the John Wayne walk every morning.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
"Well I guess that makes me a faggot then, pilgrim."
1 lowend73 2019-07-15
"How about you shove that vibrating egg in my ass, pilgrim"
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-15
I feel like this is the story of everyone here
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-07-15
The Day My Son Posted My Picture On An Opie and Anthony Subreddit With The Caption "FAGGOT".
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-07-15
Does this mean Opie is my daddy?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
Dude my dad is like 70 but if I called him a faggot I would have seconds to live
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-15
Good man. Thank him for his service
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
I will
1 MonsteRain 2019-07-15
you can't beat up a 70 year old?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
This guy is a bad motherfucker dude
Plus I don't beat my own father up, I'm not black, stupid
1 ArmchairFabio 2019-07-15
lol
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-15
Truth hurts.
1 PORTMANTEAU-BOT 2019-07-15
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1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-07-15
Bad bot. You’re also a nigger.
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-15
I can't speak for anyone else here but my father fucked women unlike the author of this story who only fucks men and most likely adopted the kid or had a surrogate give birth
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-15
This will only result in this faggot brainwashing him extra hard now.
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-15
You mean molesting him, right?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
This guy traumatizes
1 anonimescu 2019-07-15
aka how homos procreate
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-15
That's just what they call it now
1 lowend73 2019-07-15
I'm sure he made his kid feel terrible because of it. Poor little mug is disgusted, and with good reason
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-15
Gays with Kids, contributor
lol
1 MonsteRain 2019-07-15
Joe didn't want to sign his name
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-15
Yeah because it'd mean he'd have to parent
1 NLclothing 2019-07-15
The idea of the author being bullied by a 10 year old kid like he is in grade school again brings me a lot of joy
1 SensibleKeks 2019-07-15
I called him a "#@%$ cause that's what he WAS!
1 millwallfc 2019-07-15
🤡🎺🎺
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-15
I can’t handle it anymore, it’s all too absurd
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
I fucking love this kid
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-07-15
This kid needs to start a GoFundMe. I'd donate.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-15
He likes dick that makes him gay, and this HuffPost article makes him a faggot.
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-15
On the bright side, at least this guy brought his kid up right.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
I got a gay friend although he's a big of a cunt so I don't see him often, but once in a big group of people I started telling one of my famous anecdotes involving the word "faggot" and right as I started saying it, my eyes locked with his, and boy did I let THAT die on the vine quickly.
I was like "He was SUCH a fucking f- HOO BOY IT'S GETTING WARM IN HERE, IS IT ME? I'M GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE."
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-15
Nice anecdote, stupid
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
Thanks I knew you guys would appreciate a glimpse into my home life
1 hitch21 2019-07-15
I hope our next glimpse involves you and a toe trigger.
1 myRrribz 2019-07-15
And a puddle of AIDS!!!
1 Dickhead89 2019-07-15
The kid wasn’t lying
1 Terahite 2019-07-15
Gays with Kids sounds like one of Patrice’s alternate titles for NAMBLA.
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-15
This story is coming from an actual faggot though so it's not about some kid pushing the limits with parents. Its like a mom saying my kid called me a woman!
1 revolvingmonk 2019-07-15
Alternative title: The Day My Fleshlight Called Me A 'Faggot'
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-15
I just can't believe a gay father's kid might be having some issues. I wonder how that happened?
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-07-15
This kid is a perfect child.
1 LoloTheRogan 2019-07-15
They hug then he taught the son how to swallow
1 ArmchairFabio 2019-07-15
Truly an inspirational "Coming of age" story. Five stars for this young man!
1 Dennyislife 2019-07-15
That healthy eating kick where he told the kid "you are what you eat" turned out to be a mistake.
1 TangerineReam 2019-07-15
You mean people that write for HuffPo have been called "faggots" in their lives? Whaaat?! WHAAAAAAT?!
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-15
"You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! 40 years ago I'd have a road flare stuck up your ass with with the word sodomite written on your fucking forehead! Throw his ass out! He's a faggot, he's a faggot he's a faggot" - Kid to his liza minnelli ass dad.