Joe apparently held a roast in his own honor to celebrate his birthday this week.

46  2019-07-15 by AnonMod6969

81 comments

Lol Call of Duty shirt. He’s a fucking meme

Had to pull out the sunday best for his 60th.

He can't wear SAMCRO merchandise anymore because of that libtard Ron Perlman.

I don't recall Joe ever mentioning playing games; I'm pretty sure that's just another hand-me-down from Ant.

Of course there's an 8 year old boy in the pool.

Just another day at the Compound

" gay to men " written on his shirt just by the breasts.

So he's finally out. Stupid poofter.

Why is his party at his brothers house?

No pictures? Looks like AntH couldn't make it?

Typical boomer things

Cease & Desist

How come none of us got invited to roast Joe? 😕

Bout to roast his next gig.

I wonder if they used us for material.

Oh man. You think AntH, JoeH and CarolH fuckin roasted the lonely REDDITARDS??

Joe roasts himself every time he comes on here.

Yeah we roast him every day, where's our thanks??

I guess he forgot to laugh.

I got a DMCA for joecumia.com and I thought it was a pretty good roast.

When are you bringing that back, kind sir?

dev team is on it

I live 7 mins from Joe. My camera would have loved an invite. I would have brought plenty of shitty domestic beer that the Cumias seem to love.

A slow day here is funnier than anything Joe Currie could ever come up with.

The roast was AWESOME...who does that?!?!?!

There's multiple television shows devoted to them, you dope.

Joe is a cannibal but I can't blame him, roasts are fucking delicious.

I love having stuffing and bread sauce and gravy and sprouts.

Had to have it at Ant's of course.

Joe's home owners association doesn't like "those people" gathering in large numbers.

I think you mean the compound east.

Oi vey, the negroes are having another party!

🤟😎👍

"Lot of white people tonight... looks like a NASA control room in the 50s!"

Uproarious applause

Every joke that bombed at big Jay's roast probably killed at Joe's.

Wonder if Ant bombed

I wonder if Sal Vulcano was sitting in the back looking increasingly uncomfortable

This self-important nobody can be even more pathetic than a teenage girl on Instagram.

He's 60, never held a real job in his life.

He's 60, never held a real job in his life.

Hey, that's not true, he used to steal ivory from his old job making gun handles.

Wheres our thanks joe?

No better way to show people how happy you are then by desperately expressing it on social media. What a fucking idiot.

It must be embarrassing to not even be able to invite people over and have a birthday party are your own house because it's a second rate shanty.

Always relying on someone else to pick up the slack.

Only true alphas live 100 feet from a Speedway gas station.

We should ask him about “Colleen”

“It’s hard to express in words.” - Joe Cumia

“It’s hard to express in words...(2500 words later)...so thanks!"

I can't believe we weren't invited! We're his true and only friends!

He got spitroasted at the party by two well-endowed friends from the Big Apple Ranch

So Joe and 30 others, aka the entire Compound Media subscriber base

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Found some footage of the festivities. Some jokes about redditards. Enjoy!

I wanted to crack about AntH perpetually evoking the image of Frankie Muniz in "Malcolm in the Middle" but i'm legitimately upset about how many children are running around during Nana's incredibly inappropriate monologue about being sodomized by his brother.

Nana Epstein

Joeffry Epstein.

For real why wouldn't they put on a movie for them or something.

I've heard rumors that they may be pedophiles. Could have something to do with it.

Every time some retarded white knight calls Dawn a "saint in erf", remember that video clip and her happily letting her own son, and other children, sit in the audience for this. Imagine what depraved shit has gone on there that wasn't recorded.

You left out "unbelievably unfunny". You would never know this guy made his mint being entertaining with some obvious bullshit story about stuffing moths down his underwear. Moths fly away quickly, you can't gather a handful of them, nor would you 'suddenly notice' them.

u/iloveyoujohnnycakes u got a shotout. You should feel honored.

I would only feel honored if that sexy sychophant did it shirtless: https://i.imgur.com/jFJiu4C.jpg

Who the fuck has prescription READING sunglasses?!

HILARIOUS incest and pedophilia "jokes" in front of several little kids, Anthony! That family is so fucked up.

u/TayeDiggsWithAn-N, if you can, please back those video clips up somewhere. The idiot is here and he's probably already sending illegal DMCAs for those.

Got them in my dropbox, brothaman

I saved them to my hard drive too, if the links go down I'll be ready to re-upload.

I too put them on my hard drive, which I then put in a safety deposit box. Genuinely.

Cool it with the pedophilia, pal.

These are the parties we’re jealous about.

How the fuck do you shove moths down someones pants? Where the fuck do you get handfulls of moths? That just isn't right, it's not true, and Anthony got at least molested and at worst sodomized by Joe Cumia. Joe Cumia raped his younger brother Anthony Cumia.

Where the fuck do you get handfuls of moths?

From the crypt he sleeps in

He already knew Carol back then?

From Carols vag

He needed it to be moths for the hilarious “light bulb up my ass punchline”

I'm sorry but is this not filmed in portrait mode instead of landscape? Isn't that the one single thing Ant yells the most at videos he watches online? Even his own cronies have no idea about the things he says. What an obscure gentleman.

I tapped out when Ant did his "my glasses!" voice within 10 fucking seconds. There's nothing to make fun of, it's self-parody.

HAHA HO-LEE FUCK, ANT MURDERED THAT GUY!

Lmao, “I did not have sex with that boy” while a little boy runs past him. Can someone isolate that clip ?

You can tell they both hate eachother. AnthonyH hates him but is way to much of a pussy to tell him to go fuck off. Joe hates trantH but is way to much of a leech to go work and take care of himself.

I wonder how many 50s and 60s references were thrown around to uproarious laughter

Does Ant have to oversell every joke? HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!! It's not that funny, creep.

It's a genuine tic now, like how he's always hugging himself and making that dumb dazed and bemused face of his.

We were obviously mentioned at that roast. We HAD to have been...

It's hilarious how he has that tiny karaoke stage and the loudspeakers, like the guests in the back of his rumpus room won't be able to hear the jokes above the din without some kind of amplification.

Thaaat fucking belly mixed with that attire.