I wanted to crack about AntH perpetually evoking the image of Frankie Muniz in "Malcolm in the Middle" but i'm legitimately upset about how many children are running around during Nana's incredibly inappropriate monologue about being sodomized by his brother.
Every time some retarded white knight calls Dawn a "saint in erf", remember that video clip and her happily letting her own son, and other children, sit in the audience for this. Imagine what depraved shit has gone on there that wasn't recorded.
You left out "unbelievably unfunny". You would never know this guy made his mint being entertaining with some obvious bullshit story about stuffing moths down his underwear. Moths fly away quickly, you can't gather a handful of them, nor would you 'suddenly notice' them.
u/TayeDiggsWithAn-N, if you can, please back those video clips up somewhere. The idiot is here and he's probably already sending illegal DMCAs for those.
How the fuck do you shove moths down someones pants? Where the fuck do you get handfulls of moths? That just isn't right, it's not true, and Anthony got at least molested and at worst sodomized by Joe Cumia. Joe Cumia raped his younger brother Anthony Cumia.
I'm sorry but is this not filmed in portrait mode instead of landscape? Isn't that the one single thing Ant yells the most at videos he watches online? Even his own cronies have no idea about the things he says. What an obscure gentleman.
You can tell they both hate eachother. AnthonyH hates him but is way to much of a pussy to tell him to go fuck off. Joe hates trantH but is way to much of a leech to go work and take care of himself.
It's hilarious how he has that tiny karaoke stage and the loudspeakers, like the guests in the back of his rumpus room won't be able to hear the jokes above the din without some kind of amplification.
81 comments
1 AnonMod6969 2019-07-15
The guest of honor
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-15
Lol Call of Duty shirt. He’s a fucking meme
1 Attonitus1 2019-07-15
Had to pull out the sunday best for his 60th.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-15
He can't wear SAMCRO merchandise anymore because of that libtard Ron Perlman.
1 Jungies 2019-07-15
I don't recall Joe ever mentioning playing games; I'm pretty sure that's just another hand-me-down from Ant.
1 AngryHugo 2019-07-15
Of course there's an 8 year old boy in the pool.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-15
Just another day at the Compound
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-15
" gay to men " written on his shirt just by the breasts.
So he's finally out. Stupid poofter.
1 Psych555 2019-07-15
Why is his party at his brothers house?
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-15
No pictures? Looks like AntH couldn't make it?
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-15
Typical boomer things
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
Cease & Desist
1 suirogerg 2019-07-15
How come none of us got invited to roast Joe? 😕
1 Skip4play 2019-07-15
Bout to roast his next gig.
1 realestassdude 2019-07-15
I wonder if they used us for material.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-15
Oh man. You think AntH, JoeH and CarolH fuckin roasted the lonely REDDITARDS??
1 Skip4play 2019-07-15
Joe roasts himself every time he comes on here.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-15
Yeah we roast him every day, where's our thanks??
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-15
I guess he forgot to laugh.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-15
I got a DMCA for joecumia.com and I thought it was a pretty good roast.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-15
When are you bringing that back, kind sir?
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-15
dev team is on it
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-15
I live 7 mins from Joe. My camera would have loved an invite. I would have brought plenty of shitty domestic beer that the Cumias seem to love.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-15
A slow day here is funnier than anything Joe Currie could ever come up with.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-15
The roast was AWESOME...who does that?!?!?!
There's multiple television shows devoted to them, you dope.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-07-15
Joe is a cannibal but I can't blame him, roasts are fucking delicious.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-15
I love having stuffing and bread sauce and gravy and sprouts.
1 BergStonewall 2019-07-15
Had to have it at Ant's of course.
1 Bluesmoky 2019-07-15
Joe's home owners association doesn't like "those people" gathering in large numbers.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-15
I think you mean the compound east.
Oi vey, the negroes are having another party!
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-15
🤟😎👍
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-07-15
"Lot of white people tonight... looks like a NASA control room in the 50s!"
Uproarious applause
1 NickApleas 2019-07-15
Every joke that bombed at big Jay's roast probably killed at Joe's.
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-15
Wonder if Ant bombed
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
I wonder if Sal Vulcano was sitting in the back looking increasingly uncomfortable
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-15
This self-important nobody can be even more pathetic than a teenage girl on Instagram.
He's 60, never held a real job in his life.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-15
Hey, that's not true, he used to steal ivory from his old job making gun handles.
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-07-15
Wheres our thanks joe?
1 Whiplash91 2019-07-15
No better way to show people how happy you are then by desperately expressing it on social media. What a fucking idiot.
1 TARE_ME 2019-07-15
It must be embarrassing to not even be able to invite people over and have a birthday party are your own house because it's a second rate shanty.
Always relying on someone else to pick up the slack.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-15
Only true alphas live 100 feet from a Speedway gas station.
1 Chicken_Buttholes 2019-07-15
We should ask him about “Colleen”
1 mooglestheory 2019-07-15
“It’s hard to express in words.” - Joe Cumia
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-15
“It’s hard to express in words...(2500 words later)...so thanks!"
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-15
I can't believe we weren't invited! We're his true and only friends!
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-15
He got spitroasted at the party by two well-endowed friends from the Big Apple Ranch
1 psudude66 2019-07-15
So Joe and 30 others, aka the entire Compound Media subscriber base
1 TayeDiggsWithAn-N 2019-07-15
https://streamable.com/wayqv
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https://streamable.com/5iaob
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Found some footage of the festivities. Some jokes about redditards. Enjoy!
1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-15
I wanted to crack about AntH perpetually evoking the image of Frankie Muniz in "Malcolm in the Middle" but i'm legitimately upset about how many children are running around during Nana's incredibly inappropriate monologue about being sodomized by his brother.
1 lowend73 2019-07-15
Nana Epstein
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-15
Joeffry Epstein.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-15
For real why wouldn't they put on a movie for them or something.
1 Psych555 2019-07-15
I've heard rumors that they may be pedophiles. Could have something to do with it.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-15
Every time some retarded white knight calls Dawn a "saint in erf", remember that video clip and her happily letting her own son, and other children, sit in the audience for this. Imagine what depraved shit has gone on there that wasn't recorded.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-15
You left out "unbelievably unfunny". You would never know this guy made his mint being entertaining with some obvious bullshit story about stuffing moths down his underwear. Moths fly away quickly, you can't gather a handful of them, nor would you 'suddenly notice' them.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-15
u/iloveyoujohnnycakes u got a shotout. You should feel honored.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-15
I would only feel honored if that sexy sychophant did it shirtless: https://i.imgur.com/jFJiu4C.jpg
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-15
Who the fuck has prescription READING sunglasses?!
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-15
HILARIOUS incest and pedophilia "jokes" in front of several little kids, Anthony! That family is so fucked up.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-15
u/TayeDiggsWithAn-N, if you can, please back those video clips up somewhere. The idiot is here and he's probably already sending illegal DMCAs for those.
1 TayeDiggsWithAn-N 2019-07-15
Got them in my dropbox, brothaman
1 NickApleas 2019-07-15
I saved them to my hard drive too, if the links go down I'll be ready to re-upload.
1 NickGerz42069 2019-07-15
I too put them on my hard drive, which I then put in a safety deposit box. Genuinely.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-15
Cool it with the pedophilia, pal.
1 BergStonewall 2019-07-15
These are the parties we’re jealous about.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-15
How the fuck do you shove moths down someones pants? Where the fuck do you get handfulls of moths? That just isn't right, it's not true, and Anthony got at least molested and at worst sodomized by Joe Cumia. Joe Cumia raped his younger brother Anthony Cumia.
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-07-15
From the crypt he sleeps in
1 Twatsmash 2019-07-15
He already knew Carol back then?
1 bigbird911 2019-07-15
From Carols vag
1 amotionactor 2019-07-15
He needed it to be moths for the hilarious “light bulb up my ass punchline”
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15
I'm sorry but is this not filmed in portrait mode instead of landscape? Isn't that the one single thing Ant yells the most at videos he watches online? Even his own cronies have no idea about the things he says. What an obscure gentleman.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-15
I tapped out when Ant did his "my glasses!" voice within 10 fucking seconds. There's nothing to make fun of, it's self-parody.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-15
HAHA HO-LEE FUCK, ANT MURDERED THAT GUY!
1 amotionactor 2019-07-15
Lmao, “I did not have sex with that boy” while a little boy runs past him. Can someone isolate that clip ?
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-15
You can tell they both hate eachother. AnthonyH hates him but is way to much of a pussy to tell him to go fuck off. Joe hates trantH but is way to much of a leech to go work and take care of himself.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-15
I wonder how many 50s and 60s references were thrown around to uproarious laughter
1 JoeCumiasAFaggot 2019-07-15
Does Ant have to oversell every joke? HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!! It's not that funny, creep.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-15
It's a genuine tic now, like how he's always hugging himself and making that dumb dazed and bemused face of his.
1 TangerineReam 2019-07-15
We were obviously mentioned at that roast. We HAD to have been...
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-15
It's hilarious how he has that tiny karaoke stage and the loudspeakers, like the guests in the back of his rumpus room won't be able to hear the jokes above the din without some kind of amplification.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-15
Thaaat fucking belly mixed with that attire.