I love how he says “ANYONE CAN DO IT” when he hasn’t done it

Very inspirational

u/ichise8 comment?

“War here Joe wins again” or something like that because he’s an unoriginal homosexual.

War hero Joe hurr durr and Opie baby shits

Opie licks dead baby baby shit 100% fact here fellas

Looks like he was up too late doing "the bit".

JoeH: "no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet"

AntH: "no bosses, no management, MY show!"

Such an innovative diet from ol' Banana Tits.

I don't that that was this year's diet; I think it was last years.

another plethora of mind blowing insight and dedication

Not a chance he’s only 250. I’m 6’1” 240 and I look about 80 lbs lighter than this homo

I'm 290 and do not lose my breath when I bend over to tie my shoes.

Joe uses velcro

Seems like a crew sock with sandals type guy

I believe it. He has no muscles to weigh him down. Joe went from a scrawny little shit to a slobby fatso. He's all bones and fat.

Ol’ Ribeye stock

6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz. meat and salad) at night

Setting aside the one billion syntactic errors in this sentence, that's seven fucking meals each day. For his lazy, sedentary ass, he would need to keep the calories around 250-300 per "meal". Reminder that this constituted one "meal" on this diet for him:

Green eggs and ham. Hard boiled eggs with whole fatty mayo, an avocado, and sliced deli ham cut up into 1”x1” squares. ... All mixed up in a small bowl with plenty of salt

https://mobile.twitter.com/josephcumia/status/1081270499441815553

I think there was more to the meal (his tweets are protected like a baby right now), but he's pushing 600 calories right there. No wonder he didn't lose anything.

Wow, I just saw he blocked me. I never use faggy Twitter, lol

I don’t know shit about nutrition, but Im pretty sure the avocado is the 1 healthy fat and the whole fatty mayo is why he has B cups.

Imagine thinking a big bowl of eggs, ham & mayo is healthy. And of course he adds tons of salt to it too. Fucking galaxy brain.

Like most lardos Tubby Joe dreads feeling hungry like a junkie dreads withdrawals. Note how he doesn't mention exercise at all, like his obese body will just suddenly start "burning fat" because he's eating fucking ham cubes. What a dolt.

Nice tits faggot

He looks like a sausage casing was filled unevenly. Pear shaped loser

How tall are you again, Joe?

Nigga thinks he's Paul Bunyan

Im not sure that no sugars no carb and good fats is an "old school diet". Seems like a new fangled one to be honest.

6'1" COLOSSUS!

I'm 6'3.5" and feel like I missed being "tall" by half an inch.

It really is astonishing that he brandishes this pseudo-biker tough guy act, I’ve only seen suburban housewives post this way about their diets, the tone is identical. Joe and Anthony both blather like an old lady’s sewing circle when they get online.

"6 small meals a day"

You're not training to be a cage fighter you faggot. Just eat like a normal person and you'll be fine.

It's so funny when out of shape people suddenly decide to get in shape. They always set these lofty goals where they're going to eat 15 SMALL meals a day with a scoop of avocado in the morning and 3 and a half walnuts as a snack.

Maybe just do some pushups first and go from there. If you can do ten pushups without shitting your pants and passing out, then work your way up to dieting.

6 small meals a day, and then dinner in the evening? Is he getting diet advice from Erock?

"Healthy fats" "no carbs"

Fucking idiot has no idea how his body works. Healthy fats are unsaturated fats and come from plants, which are mostly carbs. His plan was basically to starve himself and lose weight. Which may have worked if he even an ounce of a work ethic.

LOL "six small meals a day before 8PM"...so in other words Fatso was eating the equivalent of three regular meals a day, which isn't a "diet" at all. Fucking retard.