r/opieandanthonyxyz: So there I was, Joe Rogan: selling shitloads of coke wit my former cell mate, Diego and this cat named Derek Foreal. Now, Derek was queer as the day is long, mind you, but we didn’t care cuz we wuz rich. We got our shit directly from Escobar, himself. Watched him shoot a guy right in front of me.

So there I was, Joe Rogan: selling shitloads of coke wit my former cell mate, Diego and this cat named Derek Foreal. Now, Derek was queer as the day is long, mind you, but we didn’t care cuz we wuz rich. We got our shit directly from Escobar, himself. Watched him shoot a guy right in front of me.

30 2019-07-15 by pashow84

5 comments

1 feedfatrick 2019-07-15

JERSEY!!!!!!

1 ElFaporino 2019-07-15

We didn't know bettah Joe Rogan, so me and my pal tuna, who was definitely the fat one, went to Mexico and just asked around about drugs

1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-15

I wuz fucking this flight attendant broad, Joe Rogan. Hit piece a ass- a dime. Then ahe got fuckin' nosebleeds, Joe Rogan and fuck cancer is all I'm sayin'.

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15

This fuckin' guy got real mad at Omar and I swear to God Joe Rogan, he dangled him off a helicopter and then dropped him. Fuckin' Omar splats like a wata balloon. I hadda buy Q-tips to get bits of him outta my ears Joe Rogan.

1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-07-15

we wuz rich <-- thats not part of his vernacular. FAIL.