What if he was unaccompanied and sat way too close to you on the subway ride? You get up and move away and he just follows you like a duckling and inserts himself underneath your arm and hugs you around the waist and kisses you on the belly button.
After Biodome came out, I used to tell people that line "if I was you I'd have a mouthful of shotgun with my toe on the trigger." That was in like 1996 or something.
Either that kid is autistic and she didn’t want him to have a public meltdown, or she’s a terrible enabling mother who is ruining her sons chances of ever being a functioning member of society.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-14
That kid is a fucking creep
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-14
What if he was unaccompanied and sat way too close to you on the subway ride? You get up and move away and he just follows you like a duckling and inserts himself underneath your arm and hugs you around the waist and kisses you on the belly button.
What do you do?
1 SteveCuntleesi 2019-07-14
cum
1 realestassdude 2019-07-14
School shooters become less hatable each day.
1 Mr-Wrinkle-Paws 2019-07-14
Buford T. Justice: What the hell is the world coming to?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-14
Boss "Felice" Hogg: D'AWWWWWW!!!
1 StentFeznor 2019-07-14
I say herro to waitress but she no give fuck. Me get so dark.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-14
Bring extra duck sauce
1 lowend73 2019-07-14
Joe Cumai Sr raised a couple faggot sons. Great job dickwad.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-14
He sold his son to a man named buzz
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-07-14
Parents should buy him a shotgun for his next birthday.
1 DigitalTorque 2019-07-14
*with a toe trigger
fify
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-14
After Biodome came out, I used to tell people that line "if I was you I'd have a mouthful of shotgun with my toe on the trigger." That was in like 1996 or something.
1 FonaldPlump 2019-07-14
Taylor Negron's his finest role.
RIP Russell
1 All-That-Is-Good 2019-07-14
Ant wore mommy’s shoes?
1 packitchofsositch 2019-07-14
Can't see much but mom looks like Kobe Tai. That little tart was 85 pounds soaking wet.
1 TheElDan 2019-07-14
You mean the pedophile that was on the subway taking creepshots of children?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-14
If you notice, their shoes match eachothet's outfits. This was an unplanned swap.
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-07-14
If you look closely, mothers heel is actually sticking far out from the shoe. wtf is going on here
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-14
maybe it's photoshopped
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-14
Either that kid is autistic and she didn’t want him to have a public meltdown, or she’s a terrible enabling mother who is ruining her sons chances of ever being a functioning member of society.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-14
No boy would have worn that when I was a kid because there was a 100% chance they would've got their head kicked in. Better times.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-14
Still developing his interest on photography.