r/opieandanthonyxyz: Me, me, me, I , me , my

But that would require paying, and as we all know Mr. Cumia is a fancy entertainer and would prefer it if his aerial excursions were COMP'D by Uncle Sam.

1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-07-14

250 lbs. is the max weight limit for a jump. He’s got a ways to go with that New Year’s diet

1 kingship75 2019-07-14

New Year of 2018.

1 Persianschlong 2019-07-14

mind over matter, it's very simple really

1 TARE_ME 2019-07-14

It would also require him to do it without whoring for attention on social media like a 20 year old thot.

Guys, I have a gas grill! Who else has a gas grill?! We’re like gas grill bros! Remember that one memorial day when we grilled on our gas grills? Some people just don’t get it!

Fucking moron.

1 lowend73 2019-07-14

Joe and Anthony are both clout demons.

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-14

All the perks that would theoretically be available to joe if he were a legit veteran.... health care, education. Hmm. Really makes you think.

1 LengthyChode 2019-07-14

Who needs healthcare when you pay CASH.

1 lowend73 2019-07-14

The only way you dont get any of that stuff is if you fucked up and got a General or Below discharge. His DD214 would have that code on it.

I'm a Vet, there are ALOT of Brother Joe's in the military.

1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-14

"Risk." He just can't understand what quotation marks are for. Must be that high IQ of his.

1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-14

He means the board game

1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-14

"Checkmate, libtard! 'King' me!" takes selfie

"No, Joe. We'll go through it again..."

1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-14

Red rolling 3 dice and White rolling 2 would throw him

1 bigbird911 2019-07-14

He did that to imply that he didn’t view it as a risk, ya know, because he’s such a badass

1 Nuwanda84 2019-07-14

I love how this dumb potato peeling wop tries to paint himself as some sort of war hero who went through any kind of battles that don't involve potatoes and a dull knife.

1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-07-14

Just when I think joe cumia couldn't provide any more evidence that literally no person on earth has more free time than him.

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-14

ME OH MY OH ME AND I OH

AROUND THE WORLD

I FEEL BEAUTIFUL

BECAUSE IN LIFE I AM NOT DUTIFUL

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-14

As U know, friend, airborne operations are not for dimwitted older fellows to take selfies and hurt their leg

1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-14

That's for truly famous people like Harrison Ford, minus the selfies & embarrassment.

1 lowend73 2019-07-14

George Bush Sr also

1 Persianschlong 2019-07-14

Once again, breaking everything down in a real intellectual but tough guy way

1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-14

My favorite scene in any movie is that part in 'A Bridge Too Far' where the Germans catch the Polish(?) paratroops in the air and shoot them all down.

I fucking hate paratroopers in general because of Joe.

1 xterraroc 2019-07-14

One minute after their first jump they say “leg” a thousand times

1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-07-14

I'm not Polish but I don't think Joe should be compared to General Sosabowski.

1 Jungies 2019-07-14

It's a shame we don't get to see Joe strapped to three or four parachutes (to handle the extra weight) screaming all the way down till he digs in and breaks something.

1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-07-14

HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE !

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-14

Guy had to remind Joe that they don't waste C130 fuel, time, and equipment just so some old fat fuck can relieve his glory days in basic training. And wasn't Joe only in the military to avoid a criminal sentence, not because he's a patriot?

1 Ant_Sucks 2019-07-14

Ah, This reminds me of the time I was a potato peeler in the kitchen of a Trump hotel. I think I'll email the White House asking if they'll let me fly in Airforce One with the boss, for old time's sake.

1 rocklionheart 2019-07-14

Just curious, is there a program for this thing I just made up?

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14

I want to see an actual veteran really trash Joe one day for his faggotry.

1 xterraroc 2019-07-14

Absolutely... my service was just as embarrassing as Joe’s and I own zero attire , nor do I tout around like I’m Audie Murphy demanding respect because I was to dumb to get into a decent college.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14

to dumb

Ya kiddin'

1 AlchemyWizard 2019-07-14

I wonder if they’ll let him peel a bag of potatoes to relive his service day

1 Phkna1 2019-07-14

They will let him peel potatoes for old times sake

1 lowend73 2019-07-14

Joe would plummet like the fat sack of shit he is. Plus, those brittle hips would snap like kindling.

The best part is after they told him no, Joe decided to make the conversation one way.

1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-07-14

There’s nothing sadder than this Sicilian nigger pretending that he is a veteran. Joe, you served in zero wars, you’re not a veteran. Go peel some potatoes, you cow eyed stolen valor faggot.

1 MeSoQuesoOG 2019-07-14

Bro Joe is why I dont tell people I am a veteran

1 spolrak123 2019-07-14

The best thing was that the guy replying knew the kind of cow-person joe is, so he replied to him like if he was five years old completely taking the potato starch out of his sails

1 xterraroc 2019-07-14

When he called him “sir” I’m surprised Joe didn’t hit him with a “ I’m no sir I’m enlisted, I work for a living “

1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-07-14

Why doesn't he just go skydiving? Is it because he's an overweight lying pussy who's scared shitless of heights? No, surely that can't be it

1 xterraroc 2019-07-14

He might have been assigned to the division but I highly doubt he ever jumped... he could easily shut us up with a peek of his dd 214 but nothing.

1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-14

"Could you maybe set up a mock mess hall kitchen and let me stop by and peel potatoes? It's something a lot of us would really enjoy doing"

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