My guess is she's not Bond, she's another 00 character (from memory there's nine of them, each with a license to kill); and they've just leaked it this way to annoy people and generate buzz.
Because before the last one came out industry sources were assuring us that Daniel Craig had quit and that Idris Elba would be the new Bond, and that never happened.
That’s the whole problem with this. They can’t just say “we have no original ideas so we are just going to color/gender swap the characters and put the movie out and hopefully nobody will notice how unoriginal we are. And bonus!! If people say the movie sucks we can call them racist or sexist.”
Dying franchise so alienate your already dwindling audience for pithy ‘YAS QUEEN SLAY’ tweets and ‘Bond is a black woman, and that’s a good thing’ articles resulting in poor box office numbers. I honestly don’t give a shit, but I’m curious as to why minorities don’t realize that they’re being used for this.
50 comments
1 JFrankParnellEsquire 2019-07-14
Let me guess. She's Bonds number replacement. Gets killed or captured then James Bond comes out of retirement to save the day?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14
The only way she dies is in an epic self-sacrifice to bring down evil white men
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-07-14
Bond was aged-out. Diversity hire replacement, goyim. You’re racist to complain.
1 JFrankParnellEsquire 2019-07-14
I identify as a cool ranch dorito. Because of that, I cannot be racist.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-14
I want to eat you right now but I am no cannibal either
1 Bluesmoky 2019-07-14
"Dr. Ah Hell Naw"
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-14
The man with the unregistered gun
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-14
golden teeths
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-14
Toofs
1 Jungies 2019-07-14
Dr. Not My Job
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14
Coonraker
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-07-14
Mooncricket
1 Vawsh 2019-07-14
Okrapussy.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14
Octaroonpussy
1 Bluesmoky 2019-07-14
License to ill
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-07-14
Drive-by another day
1 Obscurella 2019-07-14
I hate this meme clown stuff
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14
What's the matter, SNOWFLAKE, TOO REAL???
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-14
Normally this would make me angry but then I picture Ant reacting to this and it's all good.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-14
Got a nigga's ribs thinkin' today!
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-14
Smart business move to get the millennials in.
1 Turbo-tommy 2019-07-14
Sounds awful
1 toe_trigger 2019-07-14
001350
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-07-14
I had to look up 1350, and the I laughed.
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-14
Who gives a shit. At least when AntH complains about black people ruining shit it has some real life implications
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-14
This is what happens when you have no culture. You get emotionally invested in fictional characters.
1 literalotherkin 2019-07-14
Hasn't every single culture in recorded human history been emotionally invested in 'fictional characters'? I don't understand your point.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-07-14
She’s trying to say that white people have no “culture”
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-14
Idk I feel like mythology, folklore, etc goes a little deeper than badass guy in a suit franchi$$e. But what do I know.
1 onemancrimespree 2019-07-14
like wakanda right?
1 djblaze666 2019-07-14
Every role needs to go to a gay, transsexual woman of color.
1 Jungies 2019-07-14
My guess is she's not Bond, she's another 00 character (from memory there's nine of them, each with a license to kill); and they've just leaked it this way to annoy people and generate buzz.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14
I'm reading she's not Bond but taking the 007 mantle. You should know their implications speak volumes by now.
1 Jungies 2019-07-14
Officially, from the production company?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14
Officially allegedly
1 Jungies 2019-07-14
Because before the last one came out industry sources were assuring us that Daniel Craig had quit and that Idris Elba would be the new Bond, and that never happened.
1 Obscurella 2019-07-14
She's the only 00 who has the license to steal though.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-14
We wuz British Intelligence n sheeeit nigga
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-14
Her Aston Martin can smuggle 1.5 short tons of crack and meth in secret refrigerated compartments undetectably.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-14
i am more offended they cant come up with original shit minus the (((trickery)))
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-14
That’s the whole problem with this. They can’t just say “we have no original ideas so we are just going to color/gender swap the characters and put the movie out and hopefully nobody will notice how unoriginal we are. And bonus!! If people say the movie sucks we can call them racist or sexist.”
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-14
Equally the fault of the masses since they serially through dollars at any dumb shit that breaches the box office.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-14
The last movie I saw in the theater was Gravity with George Clooney
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-14
Ant's Twitter lifespan was just cut in half.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-14
Hopefully so has his actual lifespan.
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-14
Tyler Perry’s 007
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-14
Dying franchise so alienate your already dwindling audience for pithy ‘YAS QUEEN SLAY’ tweets and ‘Bond is a black woman, and that’s a good thing’ articles resulting in poor box office numbers. I honestly don’t give a shit, but I’m curious as to why minorities don’t realize that they’re being used for this.
1 xdavidjx 2019-07-14
get woke, go broke
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-14
Diamonds are Forever Being Stolen
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-14
Starring Sean Coonnery