Essential footwear the the child spit aficionado in your life

34  2019-07-14 by SibHashian13

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These are especially great for those who have a stage-oriented career or are in the performing arts sector. Strong grip to the floor, yet comfortable, durable, and affordable.

You forgot the most important part, they look great.

Footwear to make a good impression in the courtroom.

Great for Bovines that cant tie shoes as well

Yeah, I can only imagine how useful these are when you’re so fat that you literally have to come up for air when tying your shoes.

The best kind of sole for a one pedophile band that just has to grip those effects pedals.

Silly joe strap on shoes are for kids

If I was a rich pest one of my business ideas I have is to start a company which makes more stylish Velcro sneakers for people who have trouble tying their shoes!