Kelsey Cook should do that

She would try to take off her shirt and accidentally pull a garage door opener out of her shoe.

If Anthinybtried out that joke, he would take off his shirt and a vibrating egg would fall out of his asshole.

If Jim tried out that joke, he would take off his shirt and have B cup breasts.

Cause he's fat.

That would be so hilarious.

Very courageous and brave too.

I can’t stand this faggot

i know he cheats on his wife we should tell her so she leaves him

That's a good bit

Never seen anything this guy has done but I fucking hate him.

Which mediocrity is that: Bert or Segura? Which shitty marketing gimmick will those two hacks get Rogan to commodify next? Attell said it best about the two of them: they’re not really standup comedians. Best part is that he said it to their faces.

Attelll rules. Where can I see this?

That whole LA Joe Rogan crew are just famous for their podcasts. It’s outstanding how they’re selling out theaters and arenas.

The attell thing never happened. Segura is a great standup. Bert is awful. You're a dipshit.

what did he say he deleted it

He deleted it? What a pussy. He said he didn't know if that was Bert or Segura (a lie). Said they both sucked. Said that it was awesome when Attell told them to their face that they weren't real stand ups.

What standup bits of Segura's you could recommend?

Fat man fall down stairs with funny hat

nice guy very likely but ive never gotten his shtick. dont find him funny at all.

I really dont like this guy he is a joey diaz son with all his made up bullshit stories and him always bringing up Patrice like they were best friends.

"I'm not very sexy, right ladies?!" (Strikes pose)

Lol. It makes you wonder how comedians come up with their brilliant bits?

I play it loose with comedy but I really don't see how he is funny.. He's like a over weight soccer dad who accidentally gained some level of celebrity.. You can go to a construction site or trucking terminal and easily replace him

I think that there must be an element to his big fans that he is mediocre. Almost like living through him. He’s so mediocre that his fans are like “if he can do it so can I”. When Bert is doing the over the top laugh/cry to a boring & ordinary story about his daughter it’s like “my kids are boring too! I could’ve been famous telling their boring stories just like Bert”

I honestly think you figured it out. That makes complete sense.

He needs AIDS

All his stories are fake bullshit.

Thats the bit