"No Lubricant was Desired."

72  2019-07-14 by Joeybeans1200

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"She was so eager to show me her cock."

Better dressed, real teeth and hair

Imagine being such a twisted fag that you think a teenaged boys swamp ass is sufficient lube

Done! What next?

Cease and desist.

SUBPOENA

Leave it alone

I thought he was talking about his own precum. A secret he took to his grave, I suppose.

Sweaty asscheeks?! Haha, holy shit!

Screeeewwwwwweeeeed so tiiiiiiiiiightlyyyyyy...

If I may say

"That's swamp ass" - Greg "Opie" Hughes

Say what you will about his bad habit of anally penetrating toddlers, but this fuckin' guy knows where to buy a good sweater.

Showed me a cool payphone trick too

What did it cost you?

It has been screeeeeewed! Sooooooo! Tightly!

Hey how can I get the secret?

Did you see? He was flirting with me.

Has anyone tweeted this to his "parody" account ?

no lubricant signal had been sent