The way he talks about being in this movie all the time like it's an Apocalypse Now or The Good, The Bad and The Ugly tier film or some shit like that really annoys me for some reason.
Once when I got locked up in the crazy suicidal person's house, they gave me a bunch of ativan and this was playing on TV and we watched like 86% of it and then it was 10 o clock and they just turned it off.
????????
If I didn't already want to slice my throat out, I would after that uncivilized act.
Joe Rogan did I ever tell you about being in the hotdog eating championship? Ya it was me. I always finished top three. One year I was doing blow and getting ready to finish top three again when I see this Asian. He comes walking in with a ladyboy on his arm, she showed me that little monkey/dick because she knew I was gonna be in the longest yard one day. She wanted a piece of Uncle Joey. Anyway the competition starts and I feel that Asian ladyboy blowing me under the table. Ya she was gonna distract me. Well I had been doing coke so I just had a hard dick. I proceeded to eat 75 hotdogs and I got a free blowjob. I finished first and then promptly threw up, did some more blow and collapsed on a prison football field. Swear to God Joe Rogan. Best day ever.
6 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-14
Disgusting slob
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-14
The way he talks about being in this movie all the time like it's an Apocalypse Now or The Good, The Bad and The Ugly tier film or some shit like that really annoys me for some reason.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-14
Once when I got locked up in the crazy suicidal person's house, they gave me a bunch of ativan and this was playing on TV and we watched like 86% of it and then it was 10 o clock and they just turned it off.
????????
If I didn't already want to slice my throat out, I would after that uncivilized act.
1 floatingoften 2019-07-14
Joe Rogan did I ever tell you about being in the hotdog eating championship? Ya it was me. I always finished top three. One year I was doing blow and getting ready to finish top three again when I see this Asian. He comes walking in with a ladyboy on his arm, she showed me that little monkey/dick because she knew I was gonna be in the longest yard one day. She wanted a piece of Uncle Joey. Anyway the competition starts and I feel that Asian ladyboy blowing me under the table. Ya she was gonna distract me. Well I had been doing coke so I just had a hard dick. I proceeded to eat 75 hotdogs and I got a free blowjob. I finished first and then promptly threw up, did some more blow and collapsed on a prison football field. Swear to God Joe Rogan. Best day ever.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-14
Some of these are getting to brother Joe levels of I don't wanna read
1 Skyfryer 2019-07-14
They can’t deny this goo gobbling Puerto rican has a belly full of Joebro’s seed.