"user reports:
1: Keep your posts on-topic and related to radio shows and comedy/comedians."
u/doxxer100, posts about Joe Cumia are ON TOPIC on this sub and Joe Cumia is a public figure. THIS IS A PUBLIC WARNING THAT IF YOU PERSIST IN ABUSING THE REPORTING SYSTEM HERE, ALL OF YOUR KNOWN ALTS WILL BE BANNED AND YOU WILL BE REPORTED DIRECTLY TO THE ADMINS
"This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your targeted harassment and intimidating actions against me has become unbearable. Such anti-social behavior is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form.
This letter is to demand that your harassment and intimidation must CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, we will not hesitate to pursue further legal action against you, including, but not limited to, civil action and/or criminal complaints.
Please note that I have a right to remain free from your intimidating tactics, and we will take the responsibility upon ourselves to protect that right. Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its delivery will be stored. Note too that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.
This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future under any circumstances do the following to me: speak to, contact, pursue, harass, attack, strike, threaten, telephone (via cellular or landline), instant message, page, fax, email, disturb my peace, keep me under surveillance, gather information about and/or block my movements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions, as well as contact me via reddit.com
Note that your behavior is a violation of Federal Criminal Statutes 47 USC 223(a)(1)(c) - Obscene or Harassing Telephone Calls in the District of Columbia or in Interstate or Foreign Communications; District of Columbia Code, Title 22, Section 504 - Threatened Assault in a Menacing Manner; Stalking Additionally note that your behavior is a violation of US Federal Laws 18 USC Subsection 2265 Full Faith and Credit, 18 USC Subsection 2261A Interstate Stalking, 18 USC Subsection 875(c) Interstate Communications, 47 USC Subsection 223(a)(1)(c) Harassing Telephone Calls in Interstate Communications
Should you willfully choose to continue your current course of action, I will not hesitate to file a complaint with the Reddit Administration for your ongoing violations of the Criminal Laws noted previously.
This letter does not constitute exhaustive statement of my position nor is it a waiver of any of my rights and/or remedies in this and/or any other related matter. We demand your immediate compliance, and furthermore that you confirm in writing that all volatile activity will cease immediately.
Lol of course he reported this. Of fucking course he did.
Joe - you’re an embarrassment to humanity. Nobody respects you. Nobody. Your baby brother abandoned your pathetic ass the second Opie hired him. He left you and that shitty band in the dust.
Of course being the retard you are though, you saw that as you and him making it together. I’ve got news for you Joe - you didn’t make it. Anthony pays you pity money every month because he feels sorry for you. He knows your a worthless talentless fuck who’ll never be able to support himself so he pays you a minimal little allowance each month that enables you to live in a tiny shitty townhouse and drive a barbie car at 60 years old.
Again of course you see this as “hitting lotto” because you’re a dumb motherfucker who’s just happy to not have to support himself. You and your sea hag of a gf are two pathetic leeches on society - she leeches off her dead husband and you leech off your baby brother.
Your entire life is one of pure embarrassment and shame and that daughter you’re so proud of will absolutely despise you in just a few short years when she realises what a pathetic nothing layabout her old man is.
I think “(In the air as I write this)” is my favorite portion of this beauty. Like, it was so important to the story, it had to be included. What a bad ass. FB’ing in the air, too!
A place where boring no-life tools validate their meme-based "belief systems" by by citing made-up stories about things that never happened in order to generate "likes" among their equally witless peers.
42 comments
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-13
"user reports: 1: Keep your posts on-topic and related to radio shows and comedy/comedians."
u/doxxer100, posts about Joe Cumia are ON TOPIC on this sub and Joe Cumia is a public figure. THIS IS A PUBLIC WARNING THAT IF YOU PERSIST IN ABUSING THE REPORTING SYSTEM HERE, ALL OF YOUR KNOWN ALTS WILL BE BANNED AND YOU WILL BE REPORTED DIRECTLY TO THE ADMINS
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Sounds like a C&D to me!
Quick! Somebody copypasta me a C&D. Or did he mean CUD?
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-13
danny rules fuck the haters
1 quasi100 2019-07-13
"This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your targeted harassment and intimidating actions against me has become unbearable. Such anti-social behavior is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form.
This letter is to demand that your harassment and intimidation must CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, we will not hesitate to pursue further legal action against you, including, but not limited to, civil action and/or criminal complaints.
Please note that I have a right to remain free from your intimidating tactics, and we will take the responsibility upon ourselves to protect that right. Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its delivery will be stored. Note too that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.
This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future under any circumstances do the following to me: speak to, contact, pursue, harass, attack, strike, threaten, telephone (via cellular or landline), instant message, page, fax, email, disturb my peace, keep me under surveillance, gather information about and/or block my movements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions, as well as contact me via reddit.com
Note that your behavior is a violation of Federal Criminal Statutes 47 USC 223(a)(1)(c) - Obscene or Harassing Telephone Calls in the District of Columbia or in Interstate or Foreign Communications; District of Columbia Code, Title 22, Section 504 - Threatened Assault in a Menacing Manner; Stalking Additionally note that your behavior is a violation of US Federal Laws 18 USC Subsection 2265 Full Faith and Credit, 18 USC Subsection 2261A Interstate Stalking, 18 USC Subsection 875(c) Interstate Communications, 47 USC Subsection 223(a)(1)(c) Harassing Telephone Calls in Interstate Communications
Should you willfully choose to continue your current course of action, I will not hesitate to file a complaint with the Reddit Administration for your ongoing violations of the Criminal Laws noted previously.
This letter does not constitute exhaustive statement of my position nor is it a waiver of any of my rights and/or remedies in this and/or any other related matter. We demand your immediate compliance, and furthermore that you confirm in writing that all volatile activity will cease immediately.
Signed, Joseph Cumia"
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-13
Lol of course he reported this. Of fucking course he did.
Joe - you’re an embarrassment to humanity. Nobody respects you. Nobody. Your baby brother abandoned your pathetic ass the second Opie hired him. He left you and that shitty band in the dust.
Of course being the retard you are though, you saw that as you and him making it together. I’ve got news for you Joe - you didn’t make it. Anthony pays you pity money every month because he feels sorry for you. He knows your a worthless talentless fuck who’ll never be able to support himself so he pays you a minimal little allowance each month that enables you to live in a tiny shitty townhouse and drive a barbie car at 60 years old.
Again of course you see this as “hitting lotto” because you’re a dumb motherfucker who’s just happy to not have to support himself. You and your sea hag of a gf are two pathetic leeches on society - she leeches off her dead husband and you leech off your baby brother.
Your entire life is one of pure embarrassment and shame and that daughter you’re so proud of will absolutely despise you in just a few short years when she realises what a pathetic nothing layabout her old man is.
Have a good night retard.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-13
ouch, i would kill myself if this was directed at me
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-13
Imagine reading that about yourself and realizing it's all true. Joe, just go away. Save yourself more pain and embarrassment.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-13
I love you Johnny Cakes
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-13
HOW'S THAT FEEL, FUCKER?!?!?!?!
1 Kurt_Love 2019-07-13
Don't forget the dishonorable discharge.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-13
How could I? That whore Carol squirts everywhere
1 kingship75 2019-07-13
Vurry good.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-13
I bet his fellow “don’t ask don’t tell” recruits had a good time squirting their dishonorable discharges up his dirty little backside.
1 unknowkid96 2019-07-13
I hate all people named joe. Derosa, rogan cumia and that faggot joe Royce, he is happy he gets to talk to bovine eyes ewww.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-13
Where you at wit da Jo Koy? How bout da Joey Coco Diaz? What about Joe Matarese?
1 unknowkid96 2019-07-13
More for me to hate. Also joe stalin fuckin commie
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-13
Then there's this guy Joe Stalin. He was a real jerk.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-13
I think “(In the air as I write this)” is my favorite portion of this beauty. Like, it was so important to the story, it had to be included. What a bad ass. FB’ing in the air, too!
1 TheElDan 2019-07-13
And by “things like this” you mean posts lies on Facebook?
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-13
I've never seen this. This moved into my top 5 most hated from that piece of shit joke of a man.
1 Warack 2019-07-13
Those cold dead eyes like a cow’s eyes
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-07-13
"See the hat? I demand respect."
Joe is such a piece of shit.
1 Dickhead89 2019-07-13
The fucking scowl on this face is just as nauseating
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-13
He actually appears to believe that he's superior to anyone, despite all the evidence.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-13
delusional narcissist mooching off his little brother
1 DickPeters1 2019-07-13
I served with people who legit earned an Airborne patch. I’ve never seen any of them wear tacky ass T-shirts or hats to brag about it.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-13
They're probably secure in their abilities and achievements. And then there's Joe.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-13
Joe is THE guy that ruined Facebook. It went from Myspace II, to basically a diary & shitty meme factory for old people.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-13
A place where boring no-life tools validate their meme-based "belief systems" by by citing made-up stories about things that never happened in order to generate "likes" among their equally witless peers.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-07-13
Dishonorable discharge from the fucking Army..
All yous need to know
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1 NixingJoe 2019-07-13
Semper Fries, amirite?
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-13
I’ve always harboured intense disdain for sprinkles. There an unpleasant addition to many delicious treats.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-13
Harboured? There? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-13
verb past tense: harboured; past participle: harboured 1. keep (a thought or feeling, typically a negative one) in one's mind, especially secretly.
They’re*
You can suck the fucking sweat from under my foreskin, you fat greasy American faggot.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-13
Calm down. I'm not the guy who said "there" instead of "they're."
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-13
you’re the guy pointing out a spelling error on reddit, such a vastly superior version of a dumb faggot.
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1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-13
stole bovine valor
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-13
Thank you for your food service. Semper Fries! Some peeled all.
1 toe_trigger 2019-07-13
This like if a motorcycle gang rode past him and he flashed them his Sons of Anarchy ring. Fucking retard.