He makes a dumb guy look like a plastic bag convention.

1. Mind for business; gave his lil bro a shot in radio
2. Manages to pursue his passions without being slowed down by work or personal responsibilities. Can you say the same, redditard?
3. 6'1"
4. Can enter contracts
5. Smart enough not to engage with internet libtards; knows obscurity is bliss.

Sounds pretty smart to me.