Guess they couldn’t book the world’s SECOND best U2 show

15  2019-07-13 by nice_looper_stupid

12 comments

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-07-13

Surprising since Long Island trash is what made the jersey shore such a sensation to begin with.

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-13

What is that Edge, about 5'11" That's cute.

1  Bud_Light_Bird 2019-07-13

Fucking loser has a real American Fender and gets his daughter to school on time too.

1  Classic_D 2019-07-13

These guys actually look clean and respectable compared to bovine joe

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-13

They also actually look like the band. Joe makes such a distinction between cover bands and tribute bands and then he wears a Walmart graphic tee, wranglers, and white New Balance to dress up as the Edge. I also don't think the Edge demands a turkey sub and red Gatorade for the band because he's not a classless retard.

1  Classic_D 2019-07-13

Exactly these guys got a professional photographer and bought quality clothes for the shoot to look professional not had the drummers wife use her iPhone 4 on landscape mode for the band photo

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-07-13

They also dont do facebook live selfies while driving with their kids in the car like that jackoff bovine retard joe.

1  tjdon 2019-07-13

These guys play paying gigs every month. Weekends in Atlantic City pay more than years of gigs at joes taco shack.

1  Persianschlong 2019-07-13

Benito's Burrito Barn

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-13

They unironically look way cooler than 2U. Not having a pedophile deadbeat or a faggot who looks like post motorcycle accident David Letterman probably helps.

1  suirogerg 2019-07-13

I’d probably enjoy seeing this band.

1  bdrum_16 2019-07-13

They look the part pretty well. That bovine retard never put any effort in it