r/opieandanthonyxyz: Imagine the look on the judges face when he sees all of our retarded asses in a courtroom with Joe standing there with his suit jacket and white orthopedic walking shoes.

Imagine the look on the judges face when he sees all of our retarded asses in a courtroom with Joe standing there with his suit jacket and white orthopedic walking shoes.

42 2019-07-13 by aRTie02150

I'm pretty sure the judge will lose his mind on Joe and we'll all get to go home and continue to pick on him more.

16 comments

1 JoeCumiasAFaggot 2019-07-13

Subpoena!

1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-13

Joe will have to pay for my plane ride from England & back, when the judge dismisses the whole thing.

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-13

All Joe can offer you is a cold glass of child spit and a handful of his younger brothers (Anthony Cumia) hair. I guarantee that his wife has a yeast infection 11 months out the year too

1 late_50s_why 2019-07-13

I have heard that his brother was kind of rich

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-13

Was

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-13

You can take the boy out the hood, but you cant take the hood out the homeboy.

1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-13

He'll sue you in England (and potentially have a case).

1 McGowan9 2019-07-13

He can't even get his child to school on time. He's not capable in any way.

1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-13

They'll have to knock down a wall just to fit everyone inside the courtroom.

1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-13

Maybe, but Patbattle is losing weight.

1 Persianschlong 2019-07-13

It states right here your judge, section 34-c r5, your judge. Mr Cumia, ...those are Hanson tickets.

1 Tbagjimmy 2019-07-13

Don't forget the airborne shirt so he can get a "thank you for your service"

1 literalotherkin 2019-07-13

BTW I still get to represent us at the trial. I called that.

1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-13

You and u/lawyerherelistenup. But M will lead the charge.

1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-13

This is how the case would go: 1. Hire expert to prepare report on the authenticity of the archived Joe tweets and posts etc. 2. Draft motion for summary judgment 3. Win motion and attorneys fees. 4. Case closed.

1 BlackManMoan 2019-07-13

"You've got no damn common sense, Mr. Cumia."

I'd love to hear this.