“Fuck, man. Ha, that’s funny. Do you want to be my national opener, cohost my podcast? I’ll RT every tweet, like every Instagram post, and I promise to constantly pump up your act, I enjoy that much, genuinely. Honestly, I’d tell if I didn’t.”
So there i was, Joe Rogan, at The Vatican in North Bergen and this crazy fuckin cocksuckas start shoveling this white shit into a fuckin chinmey Joe Rogan and the smoke comes out as white as an Irishmen doing blow and whaddya know I'm the new Pope. So I snort ten pounds a coke and kidnap 600 people at knife point joe rogan and then Jimmy Carter personally pardons me and dat's the truth joe rogan
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1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-12
Heh
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-12
“Fuck, man. Ha, that’s funny. Do you want to be my national opener, cohost my podcast? I’ll RT every tweet, like every Instagram post, and I promise to constantly pump up your act, I enjoy that much, genuinely. Honestly, I’d tell if I didn’t.”
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
"You can put make-up on me and post it on YouTube. Ha, we can grab a Froyo afterwards."
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-12
Needs more thirtysomething turning-the-corner tits
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-12
So there i was, Joe Rogan, at The Vatican in North Bergen and this crazy fuckin cocksuckas start shoveling this white shit into a fuckin chinmey Joe Rogan and the smoke comes out as white as an Irishmen doing blow and whaddya know I'm the new Pope. So I snort ten pounds a coke and kidnap 600 people at knife point joe rogan and then Jimmy Carter personally pardons me and dat's the truth joe rogan
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-12
next thing you know i'd painted the ceiling with god reaching out to sinatra
1 anorock13 2019-07-12
HA HA HA HOLIEEE SHIT!!!!!