So they want damaged goods who are in their 20s, so their emotionally retarded and will mostly use you to complain and rant about the much more interesting men they are still banging but HATE how they dont treat her well.
Jimmy will never be anything but a temporary curiosity because he made her laugh at a show, or some messy rebound, before his real personality starts to show. Everything else will be paid for.
"I don't know, Chelsea. I guess I'm just getting to that age where I want a very effeminate dweeb who can't do anything right and can't even pass for a human being, and who has both contracted and passed on countless sex diseases to be my daddy."
White supremacists often shave their heads even if they are not balding. It's called being a skinhead and there's an entire culture based around it. They're known to hate blacks, Jews, and gays, and also to congregate with Anthony Cumia.
We’ve seen pictures of him in high school with long hair, and not only does his hair actually look decent, he doesn’t have cowlicks. So either he doesn’t know what a cowlick is or it’s just another example of his warped self image.
Pleather jacket with massive front pockets that have both buttons and zippers, over a polyester golf shirt and baggy jeans. No matter his other faults at least he's a sharp dresser.
The thing is, Norton, that you're not the daddy type. You don't have any of the attributes or behaviours that trigger a girl to see you as a substitute father figure.
You're more the aging, out-of-touch, neurotic, closeted, emotionally-immature manlet; and it's a much smaller pool of woman that find such perversities attractive.
Even if he wasn’t a whiny unfunny oversensitive cunt, he’s still 5’2 and like 140 lbs. No woman respects that. He’s incapable of being either mentally, emotionally, or physically attractive.
The “daddy” thing is overblown. Younger women go for older guys when the ones their age are immature or don’t yet have the financial/personal/professional accomplishments they’re looking for in a partner.
If you’re in your 30s/40s, can cook a few decent meals, have a decent place to live and keep it clean, and the money to spare for a weekend getaway every now and then, and showing positive if incremental career progression, then this applies.
Jim, on the other hand, can’t cook eggs, doesn’t learn from past relationship mistakes, is professionally stagnant, still dresses like he did when he was 13, and is personally helpless on a day to day basis. On what fucking planet is he a functioning adult, much less anyone’s “daddy.”
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-12
His hair is weird as fuck and unlike anything I've seen on a human. It's something you'd see on a possum with mange.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-12
He looks like a dandelion.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-12
That's perfect. It does look like all that shit would drift gently off his head and float away if a breeze hit it.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-12
Sam's hair looks like that could happen too
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-12
a gay albino sea turtle with dandelion hair
1 OlShotgunFace 2019-07-12
Good damn that's perfect
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-12
Because he doesn't grow it out or style it at all, he probably washes it with soap.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-12
Reminder: This is an actual quote this delusional narcissistic denial ridden faggot said out loud.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-12
So they want damaged goods who are in their 20s, so their emotionally retarded and will mostly use you to complain and rant about the much more interesting men they are still banging but HATE how they dont treat her well.
Jimmy will never be anything but a temporary curiosity because he made her laugh at a show, or some messy rebound, before his real personality starts to show. Everything else will be paid for.
1 HappyGilgore 2019-07-12
“A lot of girls actually like that. A lot of them don’t. But a lot do.”
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-12
"I don't know, Chelsea. I guess I'm just getting to that age where I want a very effeminate dweeb who can't do anything right and can't even pass for a human being, and who has both contracted and passed on countless sex diseases to be my daddy."
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-12
Shitty Chris Cooper is overestimating
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-12
he got a good head of hair, why the fuck does he shave it? I hate him so much.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-12
White supremacists often shave their heads even if they are not balding. It's called being a skinhead and there's an entire culture based around it. They're known to hate blacks, Jews, and gays, and also to congregate with Anthony Cumia.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-12
these guys sound pretty cool are you sure Nortin is one?
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-12
He tried to join but they felt his dressing up like a clown props bit was a little too taboo for their tastes.
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-12
Because he hates his “cowlicks.”
We’ve seen pictures of him in high school with long hair, and not only does his hair actually look decent, he doesn’t have cowlicks. So either he doesn’t know what a cowlick is or it’s just another example of his warped self image.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-12
Also looks like it's thinning in the front
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-12
The really sad thing is, that haircut looks ridiculous but it’s a huge improvement over the shaved look.
1 feedfatrick 2019-07-12
Nice skunk hair, stupid
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-12
Pleather jacket with massive front pockets that have both buttons and zippers, over a polyester golf shirt and baggy jeans. No matter his other faults at least he's a sharp dresser.
1 betterchef1127 2019-07-12
gay terminator
1 LiberalPussy 2019-07-12
Nice gray hair, stupid. Berjerk.
1 Jungies 2019-07-12
The thing is, Norton, that you're not the daddy type. You don't have any of the attributes or behaviours that trigger a girl to see you as a substitute father figure.
You're more the aging, out-of-touch, neurotic, closeted, emotionally-immature manlet; and it's a much smaller pool of woman that find such perversities attractive.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-12
Sir, that’s just plain mean.
1 d4n4n 2019-07-12
He needs girls with aunty-issues.
1 LenyAK 2019-07-12
He's serious too.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-12
You can't tell me he's not gay
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
I don't know shit about fashion, but I know more than Jim.
1 reanimatedjimjones 2019-07-12
Why? Why does his hair look like that? It looks like if you would touch it it would cut your hand. Why would he do this
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-07-12
Even if he wasn’t a whiny unfunny oversensitive cunt, he’s still 5’2 and like 140 lbs. No woman respects that. He’s incapable of being either mentally, emotionally, or physically attractive.
Enjoy dying alone.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-12
The “daddy” thing is overblown. Younger women go for older guys when the ones their age are immature or don’t yet have the financial/personal/professional accomplishments they’re looking for in a partner.
If you’re in your 30s/40s, can cook a few decent meals, have a decent place to live and keep it clean, and the money to spare for a weekend getaway every now and then, and showing positive if incremental career progression, then this applies.
Jim, on the other hand, can’t cook eggs, doesn’t learn from past relationship mistakes, is professionally stagnant, still dresses like he did when he was 13, and is personally helpless on a day to day basis. On what fucking planet is he a functioning adult, much less anyone’s “daddy.”
1 MonsterSteve 2019-07-12
You forgot all the gay fetishes he’s into that will immediately turn any 20 year old off. He’s hopeless.
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-12
What women want is a man who is incapable of going to the Walgreens around the corner without being escorted by a gigantic bodyguard.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-12
God what a dyke
1 Gotothestoredude 2019-07-12
Jane Lynch lookin ass nigga
1 floatingoften 2019-07-12
He has defective Lego hair.