Jimmy’s story: He was at an event with Derek Jeter and approached him for a picture. Jeter was mean and wouldn’t take a picture, even though he had been taking them with women all night.

The facts

1. Derek Jeter was NYC’s most eligible bachelor at the time, women everywhere wanted a piece of him.

2. Jimmy is a notorious creep and has a known history of saying completely inappropriate things to women. He doesn’t realize how minuscule the amount of fame he has and that he is less charming than the average Panera employee.

3. Women are petty cunts and will use anything to their advantage to push her competition out of the way to get her prince.

Alternative story to what we were told

Jimmy was trying to flirt with one or more of the attractive women in attendance. He shared something disturbing about his sex life, because that’s all he knows. One of these women were later in the gaggle around Jeter and used her new factoid about Jimmy to dominate the conversation with an interesting new topic. Later when Jimmy approached Jeter, he knew it would be bad if a picture of him and a possible serial rapist/killer made page six.

It is possible that jimmy was telling the truth, even though there are barely any account of Jeter being a POS to fans. It is also possible that a man with zero self awareness and a history of being a cunt embellished his account.