U ever have a friend that seems normal and cool and then they start dating a woman and all of a sudden u see this side of them u didn’t know was there.... like all this weird jealousy and stalker behavior? I bet Jim is like that
Until he finds a woman comfortable sleeping next to this I'm afraid it's the single life for ol' Tim Morton.
Seriously though I've made this point before but if you have any kind of celebrity, no matter how small your fan base is there's always some girl who worships you. Just look at that nameless fat sci-fi "author" and the Grimace cosplayer that stalked him on instagram. If Jim wasn't a narcissistic ass he would have already picked up some dumpy 40 year old who loves him dispite him being a washed up, never was, wormy faggot.
35 y/o well-kept MILF as recent as last year was trying to get in contact with him. Then the Mad Cuban fucked her in such a way she stopped appearing online since
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1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12
U ever have a friend that seems normal and cool and then they start dating a woman and all of a sudden u see this side of them u didn’t know was there.... like all this weird jealousy and stalker behavior? I bet Jim is like that
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-07-12
You bet Jim has a normal and cool side?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-12
No, but he has a dark and brooding side.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-12
Until he finds a woman comfortable sleeping next to this I'm afraid it's the single life for ol' Tim Morton.
Seriously though I've made this point before but if you have any kind of celebrity, no matter how small your fan base is there's always some girl who worships you. Just look at that nameless fat sci-fi "author" and the Grimace cosplayer that stalked him on instagram. If Jim wasn't a narcissistic ass he would have already picked up some dumpy 40 year old who loves him dispite him being a washed up, never was, wormy faggot.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-12
35 y/o well-kept MILF as recent as last year was trying to get in contact with him. Then the Mad Cuban fucked her in such a way she stopped appearing online since
1 MonsterSteve 2019-07-12
The Cubans fat cock kept her quiet
1 egates09 2019-07-12
who? post pictures dammit
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2019-07-12
Stop giving Jim tinder pics to catfish women with.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
That filter is amazballs.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-12
It's what?
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
amazballs: a portmanteau of amazing and balls
1 ehondaslaps 2019-07-12
Jim is really awkward he probably has trouble meeting people
1 flug_harley 2019-07-12
I don't think he's even attracted to women. He just perceives 20-something sniz to be a high-status commodity that he's entitled to.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-12
Yes, he wants a hot young gf because in his mind that's validation of his sta