My encounter with Jim Norton
74 2019-07-12 by redditsipowillsuck
I've posted this once in the comments somewhere, but here's the full story.
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Last year I got a free ticket to see Norton's stand up from a friend who needed a +1 (typical no friends O&A listener). About halfway through the show I recognized another buddy of mine in the front sitting next to this Asian chick.
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Norton kept flirting with the Asian chick in his act, several blatant references to her appearance etc., when he would bomb (which was often) he would use her a life jacket, like, 'hey, at least she's laughing' , or , 'hey, I made the one girl in the audience laugh that's good enough for me' etc.
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Then near the end of the set, Norton asked my buddy if he was this chicks boyfriend, and he said no, you could see Norton's excitement.
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Then after the show I'm rocking a piss and my buddy from the front row is like yoooooo long time no see etc, we almost touched dicks at one point.
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So we go down to the lobby, lots of people are flooding out of the building and the Asian chick comes up to us, and she says 'hey we might be able to go backstage to see Jim, he wants to meet with me I was just talking with security'.
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So I'm standing there thinking hey who knows, maybe the 3 of us are going back to meet the one and only James Norton.
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So we're standing there and security comes over to ask her, 'do you have a boyfriend?'. She said yes.
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Then some walkie talkie action back and forth and word travelled back to Jim and the potential meeting was cancelled.
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The funny thing is, she didn't even know who Norton was, my friend just brought her out to a show as it was a part of some kind of comedy festival the city was having.
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There's an amazing book by David R Hawkins called Letting Go (I advise anyone in AA having trouble with step 3 to read it) and one of the best parts is talking about denial and projection ie, whatever you hate about yourself, you will project onto the world (Norton's Jeter rant), and the stronger that self hatred is, the uglier the outside world becomes.
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So yeah, Norton is a huge faggot.
55 comments
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-12
https://youtu.be/QX1SojKfgNI
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-12
Funny. I met Jeter and he was totally nice to me. Took a photo with me and even signed a ball I got during their batting practice.
He didn't even want to be in Jim's presence. He knows pieces of garbage, so he steers clear.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-12
A buddy of mine was supposed to see Jim the night before Thanksgiving a year or two ago. Apparently Jim canceled the gig to go on a date with a chick, way to alienate your fans for potential ass.
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-12
You mean he went on a date with a trans webcam weirdo.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-12
Could have been it or a genuinely real woman. I’d tell you if I knew.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-12
That was probably Los Angeles. Tickets were $40 to that show.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-12
It was for a Caroline’s show, I think.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-12
Amazing. He did the same thing in LA about 2 years ago, and that’s when someone posted the pics of Jimmy & his guy at a restaurant somewhere in Europe or whatever it was.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-12
Was jimmy always a douche or did he grow into this once he started making money and it went to his head?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-12
He was always, but it ramped up a bit once he started doing better. It’s readily apparent he does comedy for himself and doesn’t care much about his fans. It’s all “business” with Jimmy. He isn’t mean or rude, not a bad guy or anything. But it’s just a little off-putting compared to guys like Bert who invites the entire show to go to a bar with him afterwards, and shit like that. Jimmy you get about a 30 second window to say hi or get a pic, and then it’s back to his sex addiction/scanning the room with the Terminator scope/vision looking for hot chicks or trannies.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-12
Just look at how he treats his parents.
He lives a short drive away but refuses to attend Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings to hang with Blob Kelly's family.
He hates that his parents are so supportive and loving because it doesn't jive with his "dark and edgy" persona
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-12
They hit $15 about two months before a show in 2016.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-12
If it was at The Roxy, I almost went to that shit
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-12
It wasn't a simple date. That was when his Norwegian girlfriend started getting serious with him. Sadly it broke apart very soon after
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-12
Gonna sheck this out.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-07-12
Is this supposed to make him look bad?
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-12
It's a pattern.
1 BotsandFlairs 2019-07-12
There's plenty of audio of him motherfucking women in general on the air because some girl who was half his age at the time cancelled a date or whatever. It's not his desire for pussy that's pathetic, it's the fact that this five foot tall closeted homosexual who pretends to be a recovering alcoholic and fetishizes trannies and human shit legitimately thinks he deserves young pussy on demand.
1 jeffedge 2019-07-12
There are multiple stories out there if him doing this.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-07-12
Him and every other entertainer in the history of the world. I don’t get the big deal here.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-12
It's his lack of self awareness after being in a program for 36 years where meditation is a corner stone.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-12
You really need several kicks to the cunt
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-12
You really need several kicks to the cunt
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-12
Nice self hate, stupid.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-12
x
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-12
Sticky that up your ass.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-12
I'll do that, I'm bored.
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-07-12
Never understood the point of AA or those preachy cunts who enable that shit. Alcoholism is not a problem if you don't intend to do anything about it.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-12
It’s attracts people who like blabbing about all their problems to other people, who are mostly just waiting for their turn to talk. But also they want to feel like they are doing something important and made this big revelation that other people need to know about.
I was in NA once and they all sounded like they replaced their addictions with the meetings. A lot of them would go every day if they could. One dude was going on vacation to central America and found a fucking spanish NA there to go to during the day.
I don’t care really. As long as it fills their void, sure go ahead and use it like a drug. But don’t preach that shit to me please.
1 tjdon 2019-07-12
I dunno man, that’s a tough one. I had some beers and reefer when I was in 10th grade and I can tell you, I didn’t like myself that day. I had to write poems and talk about my addictions for 30 years after that.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-12
The point is to try and stop drinking. Didn't think they were hiding that.
1 JamesLarvaNorton 2019-07-12
He's the only comedian Ive heard of who has trouble getting pussy.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-12
Poor Jimcel Morton.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-07-12
He’s a professional at the one thing girls always list #1 in what they look for. It also means he should be really good at talking to new ones and being entertaining/interesting. But his life is so vapid and uninteresting, and his character jokes that we used to like are too creepy, weird, or annoying for most girls
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-07-12
The only other one I can think of is Steven Brody Stevens
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-12
I stopped reading after rocking a piss
1 FireMoliturd 2019-07-12
needs more paragraph breaks
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-12
Will do.
1 FireMoliturd 2019-07-12
needs more paragraph breaks
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
Words hurt, sir.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-12
This is great
1 RtardedPelican 2019-07-12
She really motherfucked hime.
1 throwbenny 2019-07-12
Tell us more about the penis touching
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-12
What happened to the groceries.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-12
You all are a bunch of fags, including the gook chick.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-12
Nice obvious observation, faggot.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-07-12
Norton definitely has a step 3 problem but he only does AA to 13th step bitches which is the wormiest shit ever. Which he undoubtedly trys to pull at those meetings.
1 quasi100 2019-07-12
Aa is for retards
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-07-12
The best story is still the one that middle told, that opened for him in Minnesota or something . Revealed Norton’s cunty attitude toward other comics on the road.
1 BroadwayDannyRoss 2019-07-12
Anyone else remember this? I want more details. Never heard about this one.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-12
Wait, so you assholes didn't dock? faggots
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-07-12
this is a heavily altered version of very small details that may vaguely relate to what happened
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-12
I liked the one about Jim trying to buy rare handcrafted boots
1 TanCiera420 2019-07-12
I was hoping this story ended with you dead
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-12
The night is young.