Jimmy insists on having a female therapist, a female trainer, a female opener.
61 2019-07-12 by SuperTubsPeterson
You are a lonely little man, Jim. You pay women to spend time with you and pretend that the relationship is more than professional.
61 2019-07-12 by SuperTubsPeterson
You are a lonely little man, Jim. You pay women to spend time with you and pretend that the relationship is more than professional.
50 comments
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
He's seeing a therapist now?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
He has been for years. Back in like 2012 he said he prefers a female therapist because he "can't open up to a guy like that."
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
What a faggot! Have you noticed any changes in him? From the clip someone posted about him from Colin's wedding, he sounds as big of faggot as he's always been.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
Therapy is a funny thing. Some people use it to improve their perspective and make them more aware of their own behavior.
Others (like Jimmy, i suspect) see it as a chance to indulge their own narcissism for a few hours a week. Jim gets to pay a woman to sit with him and listen to him talk about himself. I imagine he views the whole arrangement as another form of prostitution.
1 mikejmarvin 2019-07-12
It's a racket for the Jews
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
Correct
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
I bet he fell in love with his therapist too, and she motherfucked his advances. Poor woman.
Yeah literally every relationship he has with a woman or a tranny comes down to him having to pay for it. This must really burn him.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
How about the time that pornstar turned down Jimmy's offer to play her 500 dollars for sex, then she fucked a handsome young intern for free.
That one sting a bit, Jimmy?
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
Wasn't there an instance where it turned out that a hooker he used to hire lived in the same building as him, and he wanted to hang out with her?
Is it that he is unable to make or maintain normal friendships or is it that he creeps people out? He has a grating personality too. I would guess the creepy factor. I wouldn't want this mafucka near my kids knowing how easy it is for him to slip in to or do Uncle Paul.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
I think it comes down to selfishness. He wants a relationship but only when he feels like it and only on his terms.
When Jim was actually in a relationship on the show, he quickly became the chauvenist "i wear the pants" guy on air. He would say shit like "i reached a point where i told my girl she had to stop talking or I'd physically make her stop."
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
We'll I only started listening shortly after Howard started with the AGT bullshit around 2012. But during my tenure, I don't recall him having a girlfriend. But from the clips I used to listen to, I do recall where he had a girlfriend and she would annoy him and he had "dark thoughts" of hurting her? What a tortured soul, I feel bad for his poor parents. What an embarrassment this shithead has turned out to be.
1 Twatsmash 2019-07-12
When he was dating Chelsea Peretti he was the most unbearable human being on the planet. Every day had a thousand “my girlfriend...” anecdotes. For some autistic reason I still remember them talking about a girl on TV and he piped up with “my girlfriend has a better stomach than that...” Rarely have I ever wanted to murder a person more.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
Do you remember when Colin was miffed that a bunch of them were going to visit Fat Blob Kelly, I think it was when he broke his leg, and Norton brought along his girlfreind. She ended up being a rude cunt to Blobby, or at least pissed Colin off. And the Worm deflected by saying she wasn't his girlfriend but just a comic friend who wanted to come along...was it ever revealed who that was? Carmody or Peretti?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
It was undoubtedly a female comic that Jim was trying to fuck.
1 UnclePaulsSoul 2019-07-12
Jim: “I was with my chick last night and...”
Colin interrupts “My CHICK???”
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12
He is also the type where when he tells a story when he is seeing someone it’s always “my girlfriend this...or my girlfriend that...”. We get it Jim, ur dating someone
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
I think that it's because he really has no interests besides Ozzy and UFC.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
He doesn't give a shit about UFC. WHen he talks about it, he has AT BEST a casual knowledge of the fighters and virtually no knowledge of the sport itself.
1 FireMoliturd 2019-07-12
this is painfully clear on that shittu ufc podcast he inexplicably hosts
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
Yes, that was when they first went to XM.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-12
It was the first cherry darts. The chick was like just 18 or something and the worm propositioned her and the price was initially 1k. She came down to 500 but norton acted so fucking offended and did his usual stupid little ranting bc he felt entitled to fuck this chick for free for some reason. Meanwhile she turned around and was all over some intern and spent the entire weekend fucking the kid in between escorting while the worm pouted. I’ve tried to find pictures of the chick to no avail btw. Found other cherry darts but not this one. Always wondered what that chick looked like. For research purposes of course.
1 LTsearring 2019-07-12
This is exactly right. Therapy for years on end with no progress (he seems to be getting worse actually) is not only unhelpful but is an indulgent waste of time.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
Between therapy and masturbation, Jimmy has wasted literally YEARS of his life indulging himself.
1 LTsearring 2019-07-12
It's so strange and sad. I don't think he has any hope of ever being happy. It makes me feel sick to even think about how empty and frustrating it would be to love like that.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
His childhood really fucked him up.
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-12
But if the guy pretends to be a woman, he’ll open up his asshole.
1 Fartpooof 2019-07-12
So he can spread his ass cheeks open and let a guy fuck ride and cum inside of him.
But he can’t tell a man a story.
1 ConflictAddict 2019-07-12
Unless it's his mouth and anus.
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-12
If he is, it’s the smartest thing he’s done in a while. He should have seen one 40 years ago. Maybe it would have down him some good.
If anyone needs professional help, it’s him.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12
It's one thing to see a therapist, and another to work on yourself. Knowing this nigga, I don't expect any improvements.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-12
Hope his mom has him whacked
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-12
That comedian Jax WhoGivesAFuck was on legion of skanks episode and brought up last minute blowing off Jim's invite to watch a movie and he got extremely pasive aggressive about it. Friend of the room /u/prrattlesnake then went on to discuss how Jim's casting couch antics in everything he does is an open secret. No wonder he and Anthony are such good friends.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-12
He also stressed that Jim is a nobody in the grand scheme of things and told the chick "Jim's nowhere near as famous as you are hot."
1 dom6502 2019-07-12
Also it should be noted that she wasn't particularly hot
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
Hereby noted
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
White Knight cunt
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-12
A female body etc.
1 Knife_rapist 2019-07-12
"I like their "energy", man".
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-12
Jim is a prime candidate to get #MeToo'd...everyone knows he hires female openers so he can hit on them
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-12
I agree, all 17 people who know who Jim Norton is should speak up.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-12
If he wasn't on Sirius, he would be opening for Rich Vos.
I'm still waiting for someone to show me a decent clip of him doing standup
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-12
I believe if he wasn't on serious/xm he woulda eventually figured it out and became something of name.
We were all fans of him at some point, our definition of funny evolved and his did not. The radio shows ruined him, made him lazy on both the radio and doing standup.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-12
Chip evolved
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-12
Unfortunate for Jim Mortons career and dignity.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
Jim isn't famous enough to get MeToo. Not only can he do nothing for anyone's career, but his openers have passed him by.
1 Twatsmash 2019-07-12
Also the underage rape and rubbing his dick on unsuspecting women in public places.
1 daveyistheman 2019-07-12
He also insists on dressing a a woman
1 DeclanGunn 2019-07-12
Jimmy insists on having a female therapist, a female trainer, a female opener......
And a male "girlfriend."
I'll be here all week folksh.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-07-12
I don't even think it's because he's trying to get laid, it's because he's a low testosterone pussy, and a man will challenge him and take him out of his faggy safe space. A man will push him in the gym. A man will tell him he's an insecure little faggot when he starts crying. A man is considered competition on stage.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-07-12
Everything except a female girlfriend.