I know a moron who has "Wackbag" tattooed on his arm.

His wife was fucking the drummer who played their wedding for the entirety of their matriage. This loser ended up being a "star" at Cumpoundme Media.

I can't believe the radio marraige didn't work out.

It worked out about as well as Dave's career. FACE!

Did you ever meet that whore he was married to?

Sure. I never saw the appeal.

She gives off crazy bitch vibes

I'd never wife her, but I'd imagine the feeling of my cock against those lips would be something I wouldn't complain about.

What are you talking about. She was a chubby, frumpy 4.

She used to look OK. I'd give 2007 Casey a solid 6. But putting that aside, she had/has big fat lips. She's also a whore, so there's that.

I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

I know what FBA means. But for the rest of our listeners, can you please explain it?

Full blown aids, another brilliant Norton bit...

Norton's bits covered a wide range of topics

An old O&A forum that many obsessive callers used to use and they would pretend that they were stars.

Oh.. that's WAAAY more embarrassing than us.

FBA actually turned into the original O&A hate site in a relatively short time. Dugout Doug was one of the people behind that site.

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