r/opieandanthonyxyz: C&D

C&D

0 2019-07-12 by DOXXER100

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your targeted harassment and intimidating actions against me has become unbearable. Such anti-social behavior is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form.

This letter is to demand that your harassment and intimidation must CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, we will not hesitate to pursue further legal action against you, including, but not limited to, civil action and/or criminal complaints.

Please note that I have a right to remain free from your intimidating tactics, and we will take the responsibility upon ourselves to protect that right. Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its delivery will be stored. Note too that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future under any circumstances do the following to me: speak to, contact, pursue, harass, attack, strike, threaten, telephone (via cellular or landline), instant message, page, fax, email, disturb my peace, keep me under surveillance, gather information about and/or block my movements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions, as well as contact me via reddit.com

Note that your behavior is a violation of Federal Criminal Statutes 47 USC 223(a)(1)(c) - Obscene or Harassing Telephone Calls in the District of Columbia or in Interstate or Foreign Communications; District of Columbia Code, Title 22, Section 504 - Threatened Assault in a Menacing Manner; Stalking Additionally note that your behavior is a violation of US Federal Laws 18 USC Subsection 2265 Full Faith and Credit, 18 USC Subsection 2261A Interstate Stalking, 18 USC Subsection 875(c) Interstate Communications, 47 USC Subsection 223(a)(1)(c) Harassing Telephone Calls in Interstate Communications

Should you willfully choose to continue your current course of action, I will not hesitate to file a complaint with the Reddit Administration for your ongoing violations of the Criminal Laws noted previously.

This letter does not constitute exhaustive statement of my position nor is it a waiver of any of my rights and/or remedies in this and/or any other related matter. We demand your immediate compliance, and furthermore that you confirm in writing that all volatile activity will cease immediately.

Signed, Joseph Cumia

64 comments

1 StentFeznor 2019-07-12

lol

1 JerkStoreJ 2019-07-12

TLDR

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-12

Mooo

1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-12

And just like that Joe belly flops right back into the shit pool

1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12

Shut up fag

1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-12

More importantly where’s u/MichaelRichardsBot?

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-12

He's got the itis

1 literalotherkin 2019-07-12

Look it's the finest legal mind of his generation with a Cease And Desist order -- all in caps.

When my government extradites me for these egregious and totally provable crimes you've come up with I'm going to treat it like a little holiday.

1 Jungies 2019-07-12

Fuckin' imagine the cost of a couple of last-minute business-class flights for you and whichever poor AFP bastard you're handcuffed to (you are a flight risk after all).

Joe, that's about 18 month's worth of retard allowance right there if you lose.

1 flip0pilf 2019-07-12

You're such a boob

1 BigBlackDickSucker 2019-07-12

Subpoena!

1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-12

“Your honor, they made fun of my super cool lifestyle of not getting my daughter to school on time, LARPING as a fictional biker gang member, and living off of other men’s money, I’m a small business owner in the field of playing other people’s music because I’m a talentless retard and these reddit posts exposing my retarded faggotry will make it that much harder for me to perform awful U2 covers at your local TGI Friday’s. Also, i smoked crack with my own mother and ignored her in the last years of her life because it was too annoying to deal with.”

1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-12

vurry good

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-12

Hey joe this morning when I was getting ready I accidentally put my nighttime moisturizer on instead of my daytime one. I'm betting that's a problem that Carol's never had 😆

1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-12

u/lawyerherelistenup comment?

1 Feed_Nana 2019-07-12

I think the R.Kelly arrest has frightened Joe. He knows we are close and it's just a matter of time.

1 johnajapanda 2019-07-12

That picture of Jeffrey Hollander at JoeH's house is a manipulated PHOTOSHOP made using IMAGER.

1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12

That was Bobo’s house. Joe “Blame the retard” Cumia

1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-12

Retard’s gonna retard.

1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-07-12

Religious functions? Really Joe?

1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12

Work? Really Joe?

1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12

Block his movements at home? Which one of you clever motherfuckers figured out how to do that?

1 Jungies 2019-07-12

Me; I moved his salt lick.

1 Skip4play 2019-07-12

SOA marathons shall not be infringed upon.

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-12

When him and ant are celebrating eid they want to be left alone

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-12

We're gonna have fun with his claim that we're obstructing his religious obligations on a Friday morning.

1 clotinmybrain 2019-07-12

You can't even get your daughter to school on time. And we're supposed to be intimidated by this wall of legal mumbo jumbo you've cobbled together through the help of law movies and a couple hours of googling? Fuckin retard bafoon

1 2Shirts4life 2019-07-12

So all the people's lives who were made unbearable by you and your pedo brother, what happens to them?

This is the problem Joe. You spent a lifetime mooching off of someone who actively fucked with people's livelihood for no other reason than to entertain. There is enough evidence on Youtube alone to back this up. So now that Ant is no longer relevant enough to do that to people it suddenly becomes a terrible thing that you're above?

This isn't going to stop after all of you are dead. This is the legacy you are leaving to you daughter. I can only hope she has the good sense to emancipate herself from you to avoid further brain damage from your violent, card carrying white supremacist way of life.

speak to, contact, pursue, harass, attack, strike, threaten, telephone (via cellular or landline), instant message, page, fax, email, disturb my peace, keep me under surveillance, gather information about and/or block my movements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions

All things that happened on a daily basis on O&A, it's the only reason you have a roof over your head, stupid.

1 Obscurella 2019-07-12

Welcome back faggot. How does it feel that a retard in Milwaukee did what you couldn't for 3 years?

1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-12

Fat cuck retard

1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-07-12

Attention Keith Maresca, we expect your resignation effective immediately!

1 captaingigglefarts 2019-07-12

Joe wants to be back on the people's court so bad. It's the only attention he's had outside of this sub.

1 suirogerg 2019-07-12

babbling oaf.

1 CrapskiMcJugnuts 2019-07-12

Joe Cumia- the answer to the question “ How can you be a deadbeat dad while still remain in your child’s life?”.... Fucking faggot.

1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-07-12

Hahahahaha!!! Yeah Joe, we’ll stop 🖕🖕🖕😂😂😂

1 Paul_Fenz 2019-07-12

We demand your immediate compliance

Who’s “we” faggot? Did you use your casino winnings to engage a lawyer?

That 11k won’t stretch far.

https://i.redd.it/vld44ef04i931.jpg

1 Jungies 2019-07-12

I just want to point out again that Joe's simply flipped the before and after photos.

1 Jungies 2019-07-12

Relax fellow libtards; this isn't the real Joseph Cumia, and I can prove it three ways:

A) The real Joe is an ardent fan of free speech and the First Amendment, and would never trample on those rights of yours even if he didn't agree with your use of them, and

B) The real Joe Cumia got banned for life from Reddit for doxxing SpaceEdge. There's no way he'd risk the very real legal consequences of trespassing on Time Warner (an honest-to-goodness company, with lawyers and shareholders and everything)'s property. And lastly:

C) That post continually refers to itself as a "letter", which it is not. Since Joe's triumphant victory in The People's Court hinged entirely on the other party phoning him to explain the cancellation as a gentleman would, rather than sending him a letter as a corporate asshole would; I think we can safely say that SAMCRO Joe would not make the same mistake.

"Signed", (obviously without a real signature or any legal authority or credibility, just like the original post),

Joseph "Kid Spit" Cumia.

1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-12

YOU DUN GOOFED! I BACKTRACED IT! YOU'RE ALL REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE!!

1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-12

“Child spit is delicious!” - Joe Cumia

1 I_like_2_Repost 2019-07-12

Joe copy and pasted directly from here-

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5wvbnr/cease_and_desist_letter/

1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-12

That's hysterical.

1 Jungies 2019-07-12

That would explain the grammatical and logical errors.

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your targeted harassment and intimidating actions against me ~~has~~ have become unbearable. Such anti-social behavior is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form.

...even though the first sentence suggests that, rather than being "completely unacceptable", said behaviour has been accepted for some time.

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-12

This bumbling incompetent really cant help himself can he

1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-12

Joe you are a gigantic faggot and your wife looks like a dude. Anyone can tell by your vine posts that you are sexually attracted to 5 year olds.

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-12

SHE IS NOT WIFE MATERIAL

1 LardAssLizClarke 2019-07-12

She’s Mr. Walsh’s wife, and he’s dead. Thus further proving that she is NOT wife material. She’s saddle material at best.

1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-12

Pussy

1 N64CUBE 2019-07-12

Come get us Joe!

1 thecatat_13c 2019-07-12

Who is we? What shitty law forum did you copy and paste this from? I for one believe you are a public figure who has had a very noticeable social media presence as a cofounder of a radio show, tribute band performer, and podcast host. You have opened yourself to commentary from the public or “harassment” as you call it. That “harassment” is in fact a public retort to your at times racist, homophobic, and derogatory social media remarks. Showing other members of the public even potential employers your prejudiced social commentary is not harassment. It is simply to prevent further propagation of hate. I believe if you were truly remorseful of your prejudiced beliefs perhaps you wouldn’t be “harassed” as much. It’s clearly evident that is not the case. In short, go fuck yourself and at least do something meaningful or redeeming to contribute to society in your waning years to make up for your hate and bigotry.

1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-12

How are those gigs coming along? Old retarded loser.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-12

Jesus fucking Christ you're dumber than shit, Joe.

1 MichaelRichardsBot 2019-07-12

You can talk, you can talk, you can talk! You're brave now motherfucker!

Throw his ass out, he's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-12

the profound stupidity of Samcro somehow resurrected the nigger bot

vurrry good

1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-12

Retarded old fag