Let’s discuss how unfunny hack Jim Morton books female comics to open for him, and then hovers around them and creeps hard the entire time.
72 2019-07-12 by JadenSmithPhilosophy
Jim, you can stop pretending you have any real friends or anyone who genuinely cares about you now.
35 comments
1 suirogerg 2019-07-12
You just know he must be such a fucking pain in the ass, blinking and talking about big pussy lips, edging, and drinking an iced Starbucks black coffee.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-12
What are you talking about? Look how comfortable this young lady acts around him. Not at all unnatural and bothered.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
She's cute. Who is she?
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-12
Some bitch
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-12
thats the attitude i like to see around here. i hope about some of you beta cum boys that lurk here
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-12
Big forehead havin ass bitch
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-12
Claire something I think it’s her.
1 jizzajam 2019-07-12
If you're into chicks with a receding hairline, yeah she's hot AF
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-12
The girl "comic" who was trying to fuck Nick Mullen (she said so herself on some podcast).
1 weirdworksagain 2019-07-12
He's such a narcissist. Why would she have an opinion on his hat? And I don't like how happy this parasite is pretending he is on a date.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12
It’s also his reputation to do this amongst all the other comics. So embarrassing
1 jizzajam 2019-07-12
A year ago occasionally someone would bring it up on a podcast without naming him, now they just come out and say that's Norton's MO
just listen to Luis's last podcast with the Insta-thot "comic"
1 Jungies 2019-07-12
Careful, you'll make him cry again.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-12
And he was the one on the high horse about toxic men using work place power to get pussy
1 H4f3rk0rn 2019-07-12
He is jealous because it doesn't work for him
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-12
And if you are the toxic male subordinate and your hot female boss lock you up and force you to watch her masturbate, more power to you
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-12
Chelsea Peretti fucked him for a good while till she found someone higher up the career ladder to fuck. Then married the black drama nerd.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
If I read this before I saw Us I would defend Jordan Peterson but as things are now, you're right he's a hack.
1 lowend73 2019-07-12
What about the drunk girl he fucked in studio?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
Drunk underage. Don't forget underage.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-12
Reminder that 100% of male feminists are rapists
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-12
Does anyone here find Jennifer Carmody attractive?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-12
Not really. But I've done worse.
1 Maxbbaby 2019-07-12
Just like Anthony. Bitch about how unfunny female comics and 'holes' are on OnA then panders to them by giving them a show at the compound. Does anyone remember queens of the compound?
1 Tom_Tomlinson 2019-07-12
Werewolf Women of the S.S.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-12
The Anthony Cumia Show?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-12
I would fucking love a good compilation of stories from those whoores about Creepy Jim Norton. While he's at Sirius he still has some small modicum of influence and ability to promote so most won't say anything. But once he's deep in obscurity like Nana I bet the stories will start coming out about him being a fuckin weirdo.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-12
One spoke out recently in case anyone missed this.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-12
Very brave. #believewomen
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-12
What do you mean, isn't he still best friends with Garage Door Opener even now that he isn't paying for her to open for him?
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-12
Alpha male energy.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-12
His family cares about him but aren’t sexy 20 year olds
1 lowend73 2019-07-12
Jim has no game. This is his only way to meet women.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
It would be a metoo situation if he were famous.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-12
And then when a girl actually admits that she finds him creepy, he goes insane. Let us not forget Intern Dana.