Dim Shady

151  2019-07-11 by StuntPeckah

59 comments

It's Maloonigans, god dammit.

That's actually how Bobo spells it

Oh. Well fuck me in the ass then.

His brother is more of the top in the family.

To be fair to you, it’s not every day you meet someone who’s so fucking dumb, he can’t spell his dog’s name.

Yeah, your pronunciation is good but your spelling is way off...

Lil Brayne

SNOWAY

2 Cents

He-he-he-heuhhhhbuhhhh is a SCHNOODLE, ULRITE?!?!

Run the Drools

Ja Drool

Not Jaw Drool.. seriously?

Does it really improve the line that much, stupid?

Dickset

Ice Brain

Now, what's cooler than being cool?
Ice cold!
I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool?
Ice cold!

Olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight olroight!

Biggie Smallbrain

I see you studied at the Joseph Cumia Institute of Parodic Illiteracy.

I'm taking bister baloonagens to the METS game awlrrroight

I’b dot loying alwroit??

slim stupid

My name is in tribute to that dog.

Will the real Dim Shady please stand up.

Notorious S.TU.P.I.D. Droolio

Too funny!

Run the Drools

Legit great one

Ol' Dirty Retard

Ice Boob

Dumbinem.

MF Dumb

Hi Kids! Do you like Ipads?

You wanna see me fuck a 9 year old just like I was by my dad?

Want to see me talk shit about every young girl that I had (Yeah! Yeah!)

And stammer on video as I try to lie bad? (FUCK!)

My bro's dead weight,

I'm trying to pretend that I'm straight,

But I can't figure out how to get this egg off of my prostate

So they could sit me next to sue lightning and Richards hearse so I could hear them argue over who he gave head to first.

^ getting fukkin awesome up to here

Where's /u/wiggerrich

Commong

KRS-Dumb

Retarded Sam Hyde.

Sicka sicka Dim Shady

Marshall Blathers

This is my favorite one

My homie Lil ½ Brain.

Das Retarded

Haha. This is too funny.

Mobb Derp

21 Chromosomes

Run DUM

DMX-tra chromosome

Arrested (mental) development

Out of the goodness of my heart, I sent this nigga $25 for his mothers "unfortunate mishap", then the scumbag unfollowed me on Twitter. This was before it came out that he was spending all his ill-gotten gains on Mets tickets, vibrating egg toys for his benefactor, and a Ducati 999 motorcycle. He was spotted tooling into Sirius XM studios on the Ducati.

Why did I laugh?

When did this retard bleach his hair?

Eazy-F

46 chromes

Dr. Derh

Special Ed Lover