What was he actually crying about?

Egg yolks.

Incorrect smoothie size.

The amount of sugar in salt

Pent up homosexuality and Daddy issues

The realisation that he will never find love and that his career is dead.

That realization that he is dying childless and alone - as he should.

That was the night he found out Thor was married, and he came to the realization that hes going to die alone.

A Colin Quin voice mail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijzXRpJCUhA

That was way different than I expected. Jim is a weird cgi slug though

Derek jeter

Being a 50 year old pervert with no kids, family, or close friends

Jimmy was adamant that he wasn't crying. Bare-faced lying worm.

Dude, he'd tell you if he was

Sexually confused piece of shit plagiarist.

This must have been his angle on trying to get sympathy ass... “ oh Jimmy I’ll be right over you poor thing!” Pathetic.

I bet nobody did, though.