Remember when Joe Cumia created 63 alts and flooded the old sub with ironically positive Joe Cumia posts, hoping it would catch on?
93 2019-07-11 by JoeCumiasAFaggot
That was a 62 year old man who did that. All that time spent trying to get strangers online to like you. What a waste of time, eh bovine?
26 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-11
I mean, he seems like a nice enough guy. Besides saying nigger on Twitter a few times, what did the big lug do? Am I missing something?
1 boringoneliner 2019-07-11
/u/MichaelRichardsBot knows the answer
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-07-11
Can we bring him back?
1 throwawawyy2 2019-07-11
Yeah idk. Seems like keith gets all of ants attention too when it comes to "business" and such. But as much as we joke getting a successful tribute band going is really hard and joe has several. Dont know why but legitimately feels like anthony is disrespecting joes business acumen by going w keith as his main guy.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-11
I wrote you a very nice private message and you never wrote back! ALL I WANTED WAS ONE PEPSI!
You b-word.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-11
Sorry bud my inbox stay poppin can't respond to all my fans. xoxo
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-11
That's all well and good but I feel like you're inappropriately discarding me in a box of your sexually determined stalkers when I am actually the only one here who loves you for your sweet salty brains.
Needless to say, you've cunted me for the last time.
Now all my deep-seated affections are funnelled directly to /u/timallenonacid
Bam's Seed I bid you adieu.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-11
Literally my shit looks like Donald Trump's Twitter just an overwhelming amount of messages
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-11
Same. People all want to "get drinks" with me. I'm not here to get raped and murdered by truckers. And besides, I'd probably end up stabbing them because I'd assume they were planning on raping me even if they weren't and I'd want to get the drop on them.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-11
I'm so sorry =[
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-11
Did they fucking ban Father Timmy or something? He hasn't been here since I performed an exorcism on him to rid him of the demons that were trying to destroy him. I need to know if it worked.
1 JoeCumiasAFaggot 2019-07-11
Hes a card carrying, racist homophobe. But NAHT a pedophile. Does that answer your question?
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-11
He's too confident for a retarded leech
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-07-11
Saying nigger on Twitter is a hate crime you mullato cunt.
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-11
You know how internet geeks are. They see a strapping 6'1 alpha male succeeding in life and they get all jealous.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-11
this is what a homosexual would do
1 praise_st_mel 2019-07-11
Nah Logan Lynn acted in a way more dignified fashion.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-11
Nah. Not really. I barely think about him to be honest
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-11
He comes up with all this schemes against this sub... The same energy and dedication could have already forced out Crooked Keith, the "incompetent" CEO of his brother's media company.
With Joe leading Compound Media, it would be a haven for talents and money making machine today. I think even the Brotherman would be signed (O&A reunion).
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-11
His little schemes remind me of my drawing of robots when I was a kid. They were always elaborate and imaginative, but entirely impractical and unrealistic.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-11
online fan culture is indeed very complex and multidimensional too. most hard to deal with is the missing leader structure for example.
but with compound media the roles are clearly defined, a small number of forces have to be factored in and that is basically it.
we are all saying it: a war veteran, manager/owner of 4 tribute bands (all successful) and father of 4 beautiful children is more than qualified to run a subscription service like CM.
this is were all the disrespect stems from, that Joe seems to face from this sub in recent times.
i can assure him, we have nothing but love and support for the Cumia brand, if he can turn CM around! watching Joe's inaction is an insult to every fan.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-11
Meanwhile, his daughter was begging him to cook some food and was so hungry, she was eating paint chips from the wall.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-07-11
The old Howard Stern method.
1 LengthyChode 2019-07-11
My autism is flaring up from you using 62 and 63. Why did you add one for the alts? I agree with he main point, but why create 63 alts and he's also 62? Why not 50 alts when or he's 62? Answer me.
1 LengthyChode 2019-07-11
Why did you add +1 for the alts number compared to his age? I agree with the main point, but why create 63 alts and he's also 62? Why not 50 alts when he's 62? Why not dozens? My autism is flaring up. Answer me.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-07-11
Bovine Idiot is a faggot. What else is new?