r/opieandanthonyxyz: Jim’s put on about 10 pounds

1 JansHammer 2019-07-11

everytime there was an awkward silence he started furiously blinking.

1 kingbelwas 2019-07-11

"bombing" lol fuck jim norton

1 ManbadFerrara 2019-07-11

This pseudo self-aware bit he does now makes my fucking skin crawl. "Omg I'm rlly bombing rn amirite? But in all seriousness guys, that's just part of the craft."

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-11

Colin perfectly put it as phony self flagellation. Just look at his Vice monologues.

1 TheMaestro2 2019-07-11

why couldn’t this man get a job and start paying into society 35 years ago? Ah yes, the “craft”...fuck you, civilians!

1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-11

I don't despise Jim's comedy as much as the average fan here, but the fucker's taking about 45 seconds to spit a "joke" out of his precious, stalling ass.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-11

Too bad it wasn't a real bombing

1 JansHammer 2019-07-11

Jimmy the next day ran to the safe deposit box and destroyed that hard drive.

1 PhishInVa2 2019-07-11

Makes my skin crawl when i think about what must be on that thing

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-11

Probably just gay or shit porn at the worst. He so desperately wants to be interesting.

1 late_50s_why 2019-07-11

Bet it's just his selfie or some gay shit

1 Audibledogfarts 2019-07-11

I bet he doesn't even have a hard drive

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-11

Agree. Do you think Jim knows how to take an HDD out of a computer?

1 anorock13 2019-07-11

He looks better.

1 Twatsmash 2019-07-11

I’ll go to church on Christmas Eve if he turns into Bob Kelly.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-11

Tyfys

1 do_you_vape_asshole 2019-07-11

He's actually looking healthy

1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-11

His career isn't.

1 ElFaporino 2019-07-11

only Jim Norton could make you NOT laugh at a pedophile's expense. What a useless faggot

1 LTsearring 2019-07-11

the menopause airline shit is inexcusable. The "funny guy" at work who isnt even funny could've improvised a better joke than that.

1 alienthriftship 2019-07-11

If that gets laughs at the cellar than what’s stopping us from being paid comedians?

1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-11

Too bad his entire adult life has centered solely around flapping his flaccid pud while Korean massage women urinate on him and taking huge Nordic he/she loads in his colon, as otherwise maybe he'd be capable of making a joke about something other than deviant sex and/or what a creepy weird pervert he is.

1 ImGully 2019-07-11

HACK

1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-11

I read some study where fat people are funnier, I guess this is Norton's last shot.

1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-11

When you're performing against a brick wall, it's good to wear a shirt of the exact same shade of red as the wall.

1 Audibledogfarts 2019-07-11

what does he think he's gaining from releasing this awful material?

1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-11

So the myth is busted, fat Jimmy doesn't equal funny Jimmy

1 alienthriftship 2019-07-11

I think the key was “3rd mic jimmy”