I'm not loying, Joe Rogan! Dog, it was an unfortunate mishap, awlroight!

44  2019-07-10 by StentFeznor

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I bought one of those shirts. Nice

My dawg is a fuckin' schnoodle, awlright.

His name's Mr. Maloonigans and he does coke with me, Joe Rogan.

There was chick named Christina awlright and she was all over me dawg. I’d do a line of coke off each of her massive tits. She blew my micro penis in Anthony C’s pool house. I’m not loiying dawg, I swear.

Bobo's retard pose is so recognizable.

At some point his mother told him to stand up straight for a photo and it now instantly triggers in his brain.

Clenched fists. Probably thinking about the Mets.

So there I was on one of the biggest shows on radio. I’ve been talking to this chick on twitter who was a fan of mine and the show. These cock suckers bamboozle me and the bitch just walks out. She was smoking dude, red hair and and from Canada. Canada, Joe Rogan. This former retarded Jew cop blocked me from saying goodbye. No shit.

Here comes the pre Joe Rogan

I'm Joey BoBo Diaz, alwroight, cocksuckas?

The genius of this sub never ceases to amaze me.

I wonder if JoBo Diaz would have the same problem controlling the volume of his voice as Joey. Dude is either whispering lies under his breath or shouting BOOM out at the climax of his fictional anecdotes. Shit gets annoying to listen to, awlroight?

Not ashamed to say that I hate Bobo and always have. I hope he gets his hand stuck in the garbage disposal while his cunt mother and sister are away on a Jamaican sex tour and he dies of thirst.