r/opieandanthonyxyz: Joe Rogan, I put on this mask, my skin turned green, NO BULLSHIT. I robbed a bank, turned into a tornado, beat my awful landlord with a hammer, assfucked scammer mechanics with rusty pipes, made balloons for a gang, fucked Cameron Diaz so hard the cops came knockin' at my door. No shit Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan, I put on this mask, my skin turned green, NO BULLSHIT. I robbed a bank, turned into a tornado, beat my awful landlord with a hammer, assfucked scammer mechanics with rusty pipes, made balloons for a gang, fucked Cameron Diaz so hard the cops came knockin' at my door. No shit Joe Rogan

27 2019-07-10 by ThatNiggaDre

3 comments

1 Skyfryer 2019-07-10

Cameron wanted it in her ass like the mechanics, Joe Rogan. But Joey don’t go down like that, I says to her, “Listen, blonde snatch, if anyone’s gettin fucked in the ass it’s this Puerto Rican reject.”

She was ready to quit Hollywood for me, but I had the crack bust in 97’. That was back when I was runnin with a new york cat named Crackhead Chrissy. I never told you about crackhead chrissy? Hold onto your rogain,Joe Rogan because this is when shit got fuckin real.

1 rdoran93 2019-07-10

jewwy shaffir in the back ogling joey’s taco cabana shitcheeks

1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-10

I can't believe this guy's ever been with a woman