r/opieandanthonyxyz: One day I lost my gun, Joe Rogan. Lost it at Applebee's. Swear to God. And I'm all stressed out looking for it, but my girl won't stop bitching and I lose it Joe Rogan. I bite her like I'm a pit bull and she calls the cops. And that's why the state took my guns away. For biting her, not losing one!

One day I lost my gun, Joe Rogan. Lost it at Applebee's. Swear to God. And I'm all stressed out looking for it, but my girl won't stop bitching and I lose it Joe Rogan. I bite her like I'm a pit bull and she calls the cops. And that's why the state took my guns away. For biting her, not losing one!

23 2019-07-10 by GreekIsExtra

2 comments

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-10

Granted this is back in ‘84, so remember they still had “smoking sections” in restaurants and Shit. Fawkin’ remember that shit, Joe Rogan? Fuckin’ people eating jalapeño poppers and smoking menthols? Those fawking savages made West Virginian mine workers’ lungs look like pearls weeze Anyways, fucking accidentally knock her out of the child booster seat from the non-smoking section into the smoking section! Can you believe this fucking DA tried to charge me with kidnapping, too, Joe Rogan?! Fuckin’ crazy times, man. You would’ve loved this place, dawg. It was fuckin’ eatin’ good in the neighborhood, for real.

1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-07-10

Joe: Yeah, that's so weird, how Applebees of all places allows you to bring in a gun. It's like, if I were a restaurant owner, I'd be like...I don't know man...