Bobby's Wife: Bobby, please. I can't be physical with you because I'm afraid your heart will give out. I leave the room when you gorge because I don't want you to see me cry. I don't want you to end up like Patrice, I want our child to have a father. Bobby please! Go see a... Me: *Cupcakes*
31 2019-07-09 by JimsJarOfMustard
17 comments
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-09
I hate his lack of self-control because I love stupid Bob Kelly, fuck.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-09
I feel similar.
I was listening to that dumb YKWD when DeRosa was his co-host, back then he was talking about getting back in shape.
This is before all his TV work, I thought he would get back eventually.
When I saw him on Louie's show I knew then he would never lose the weight again. Well he's obviously gotten bigger and fatter and frankly it's sad.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-07-09
Even though he's not that heavy, I'd like to see him go on My 600lb Life and have Dr. Now give him the business.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-09
Are you kidding? You think that doctor wants to be on the wrong end of a t-shirt insult from a Cellar legend?!
1 praise_st_mel 2019-07-09
He's easily 300+
1 HappyGilgore 2019-07-09
1000 island stare
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-07-09
applause emoji
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-07-09
I was wondering which would get more hate "đź‘Ź" or just writing it out. The answer was me, because I'm a faggot.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-09
Nice glare, fatso.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-09
Bob Kelly is live on Youtube right now describing himself having a transient ischemic attack (sudden head pain and immediate loss of energy that passes after a few minutes).
1 dean_clean_machine 2019-07-09
I was watching the last bit of it and for 10 minutes the camera was just on Bobby. You’re hearing 7 other people talking and you’re just staring at Bobby making the same stupid face he’s making in this pic except with bald head glowing from the light. And that’s how you executive produce
1 throwawawyy2 2019-07-09
Nigga had a stroke. Cant believe artie is going to outlive him
1 Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-09
YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I EAT MAYBE I GET FAT MAYBE I GET SKINNY I DONT KNOW WHAT DUDE THISE SCIENTISTS ARE QUEER DUDE
1 taint_stuffer 2019-07-09
Man it’s sad. I hope Bobby can get control of his eating. One of the funniest roasters around.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-07-09
His body stalled like a dead car battery from blocked arteries. All he is seeing in this picture, is the green Matrix code. Sidenote: should we start Max's GoFundMe now or after he dies? After all Bobby begged for money for his sister's op, so he either doesn't give a fuck about fam or has spent all his income on restaurants.
1 ohmycawd 2019-07-09
Bobby's wife is definitely an enabler. I never understood why some women like feeding their husbands up into bloated sacks of shit. Surely it's a turn off?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-07-09
Takes all kinds to make the gravy boat go round.